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When opposing counsel says he doesn't recognize you because all he sees is a skirt #ProsecutorProblems

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You know you are in a bar filled with children when “Bittersweet Symphony” is playing and there are all clueless.

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You know it’s summer when the courthouse officially smells.

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I’m constantly amazed how PDs were open backed shoes. Ma’am. You go into the jail with your feet hanging out?!

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Would it be wrong to start reading at the bench??

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Probation Day Thoughts:

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Why are defense attorneys so pointy during arguments?

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Did I put on jury makeup this morning? Yes.
Did I get dicked around for 4 hours while the defense got their shit together and just plea it out to waste said makeup?
Also yes.
Is @bridgerton the only good thing about my day?
Fuck. Yes. #polin

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Does EVERYTHING need to try my patience today?!

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Tell me you are at a white midwestern wedding, without telling me you are at a white midwestern wedding…..

*Cue YMCA*

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Love when I argue one part of a statute and the judge completely ignores it.

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Someone explain to me why this PD loves to ask for a nolle on every 👏🏻 single 👏🏻 case👏🏻. Ma’am. Your client was sitting on a gun. No.

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For every file I dispo…the new arraignments keep coming…#3rdChairLife

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So it’s been a minute. But I’m back in a real courtroom (🤢) and ready to make fun of it all. From crazy defense attorneys, to the defendants who keep our jobs interesting…it’s all on the table. So get ready for the comments that make me laugh and scream. And my dog. Obvi.

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I’ve forgotten the pain of paper cuts from files #BackInTheCourtroom

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You know what is worse that a paper cut from a case file? A cut from the foil on a wine bottle. #ouch

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#NightShift

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Can I petition to end allergy season? #StopTheSnot

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It’s one thing to have social media tell me the 90s are back and a WHOLE other thing to see it in person.

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Of course I overdicked this morning and was rushing to get out the door. Because of that, the quick ankle shave I did was not successful.