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What a fucking shit week. Came very close to rage quitting. Starting to see why my people switch sides to “the dark side” as we call it. #prosecutorproblems
Defense attorney offered me a job with his firm. $30k more than I make.....”I did NOT take this job for the money, I did NOT take this job for the money.....” #prosecutorproblems
Ahhh it is once again sweaty butt evidence season in Chicago. Woo. Hoo. #ProsecutorProblems
Blaming the post office for an untimely motion...that’s s new one. #ProsecutorProblems
And I ended my day with yet another middle aged male defense attorney whining and calling me mean. #ProsecutorProblems
A belligerent old man let one rip at the bench while being sassed by the judge. This is exactly what I pictured my life to be. No? Just me? #LawTwitter #ProsecutorProblems
Things I never imagined about life: spraying a little extra perfume on before baseball practice because I KINDA smell like death from attending autopsies today and didn’t have time to go home first. #ProsecutorProblems @tdcaa
Human: Wouldn’t you be more comfortable in flat shoes? Do they MAKE you wear heels? #ProsecutorProblems #LawTwitter
When OC ends negotiations with “Thanks, hun” #ProsecutorProblems
When an older male attorney tells you that you're being "unreasonable" when you're stating what the law says #ProsecutorProblems
I just had a trial. An hour and a half. It was like the zapruder film of disregarding a flashing red light #prosecutorproblems
Stop glaring at me! It is not my fault that the judge is AWOL. #ProsecutorProblems
When you accidentally stab a defendant with your heel because you've been at the bench for 2 hours. #ProsecutorProblems
HUMANS! Stop handing me your sweaty butt paper evidence. Nobody wants that. #ProsecutorProblems
One of my officers "ma'am"ed me. #ProsecutorProblems
Judge: The computers are slow today.
Inner Me: Yes, I know. Everything is my fault.
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Current Mood #ProsecutorProblems
When the judge is milking the clock #ProsecutorProblems
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