Protestant Guy Fieri

Bishop of @flavortown. Rollin' out.

Reformed.

(Not affiliated with Guy Fieri or DDD) “parody”

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

I’m Guy Fieri and we’re rollin’ out to discover America’s greatest churches, doctrines, and Christ!

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

I know there are all these videos about how I don't swallow any food on my shows. The thing is

[safari 🦡 @beingisgood]

I appreciate how good of a reaction the paintings gave

[Savannah 🏜 @localtouristgrl]

Listen I love a steak as much as the next girly, but there is absolutely nothing better than a little peasant meal of cheese, crackers, and fruit.

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

May just only use this account for a while. How’s everyone doing today? Gmk!

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@safariwillii based

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@localtouristgrl It’s barely math at all

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

No PWC in Flavortown.

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@aflawedmanofGod @1689Cryptochad He right.

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@localtouristgrl Do not say ravenous

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@andrewboonedog Talk to a lawyer

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚞𝚖 𝙲𝚘.🛢️🇸🇴🌵🐗 @SkippyPetro]

@PhilipDerrida send help @ProtGuyFieri

[🌲Washington’s Hound🌲 @WashingtonsDog]

@HwsEleutheroi This isn’t what happened. Why are you misrepresenting his position? 2 of my brothers are not Christians. Generally, I would prefer to hangout with them than a believer from Bangladesh or Morocco. Am I perverting the teaching of Scripture by doing this? I’m truly curious

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

RB James White (Reformed Baptist) (barely) is hereby banned from Flavortown.

[𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 @HwsEleutheroi]

Oh, look, the red avatar blue eyes are all in a tizzy again today because someone dared to say that the body of Christ is made up of people from every tribe, tongue, and nation, and that our union is Christ is closer than ethnicities! Man, all you have to do is quote a few Bible verses and these folks melt down. Really sad, but, be warned. They like to sneak into churches, they really do! Even the excommunicate Corey Mahler jumped in as well identifying me as "actively wicked."

Oh, one note: if you have a red avatar with blue eyes, you have a 99.5% chance of being blocked. Feel free to whine and complain, but it is not because I have changed. You folks were not promoting this nonsense just a few years ago. I am under no obligation to fellowship with, communicate with, or otherwise engage people who are willing to so utterly pervert the plain teaching of Scripture.

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

Here in Flavortown we prefer native Flavortonians to outsiders who don’t know how to season food.

[Dr. Joel @dr_joel01]

I’m writing in Guy Fieri for President

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

What is going on dude

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

Where’s the guy fieri Indy car?

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@localtouristgrl Read a book

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@localtouristgrl @1689Cryptochad @LadyOLocalist Of course you do

[Protestant Guy Fieri @ProtGuyFieri]

@_joel_a_ What attack