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T1 Narcoleptic waiting to get my glorified body and the beatific vision | Heritage American

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Wow, it’s all done. 500 miles and 91,000 feet of vertical climbing and I’m in Durango, CO. The amount of accomplishment I feel right now is as immense as the mountains I saw. This was the hardest and one of the most rewarding things I have ever done.

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@contramordor @howardlutnick do your job and protect Americans

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I also learned that if you live in an area occupied my Islamists and Hindus get a big black dog. The foreign nationalist will fear the dog and will refer to it as “the grim.”

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Learned yesterday that my friends voting location in Columbus is a Hindu temple

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Picked up this humidor up from a garage sale for 60 dollars.

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@AdolfJones2222 @shanewallick Is there a genetic test to determine this?

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@SkippyPetro Go back to sleep grandpa

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Learned yesterday that my friends voting location in Columbus is a Hindu temple

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Parenthood and general growth has motivated me to separate myself from ghetto music. Last year or so I have been intentionally listening to rock to fill the gap.

These are my favorite artists in the category of rock, metal, classic rock, and similar.

- Alice In Chains
- Black Sabbath
- System of a Down
- Ultraspank
- Deftones
- Daughters
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- The Killers
- Johnny Cash
- Tool

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@beingexists

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@beingexists I just decided to listen to their essentials album on Apple Music. Songs I have particularly liked: Sad but True, For whom the bell tolls, One.

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Metallica kicks ass. How have I never intentionally listed to this before

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@McJuggerNuggets Instead of giving your child a 50% chance of a life free of heart defects you murdered your child.

God will judge you.

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In case it wasn't obvious that mormons operate in a demonic mafia some lego sets made it clear

[Marcus Pittman @ImKingGinger]

Woah Buddy! Insane LEGO Corruption!

The American Fork Police Department just "accidentally" released 50gb of unredacted Body Cam footage reguarding Reckless Ben and Bricks and Minifigs, but deleted it to late before the internet grabbed them.

In the media dump the Joshua Johnson asks to see the legal court papers but the officer refuses to show it to him because it would count as a legal service and says it would "place him in a bind"

This police department, Joshua Johnson and Ammon McNeff are all toast. I've never seen the internet unanimously come together in unison on anything like this in my life.

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US needs to flip a coin, give one side air support, and air drop bibles on them after the win.

[Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric]

There is a Stone Age tribal war happening in Colombia right now

The Misak and Nasa people are fighting over a section of land. Yes this is real, and yes they are using traditional weapons. Video is from May 21st, 2026.

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Where does a bourbon YN start with rye whiskeys?

Where does a bourbon YN start with scotches?

looking to expand my assortment

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Tatering in the whiskey world is🧃 behavior. We buy bottles to enjoy with friends, not to profit off of it.

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"Do you know what your naming your son?"

"He will be the third after myself and my dad"

"I wouldn't do that. My dad did that to my brother and it just makes paper work confusing."

Sorry a minor inconvenience isn't going to deter myself from following the practice of my great grandfather, grandpa, dad, and uncle.

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Never chirp the guy in the rows above you... This is basic fighting tactics

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Telling another grown man to brush his teeth and then getting punched in the face for it is the funniest thing you will see all day 🥊🤣😂

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@1689Cryptochad seasoning his food with Lawrys

[Corbin ⭑ @Cxrbin]

Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings 😤

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RFK may be God's providence in making sure AIDS doesn't get cured.