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I am a Paramedic somewhere in the US, getting tired of treating GSW's every shift and people spewing stupid shit

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@jade10wolf @SperglerAcolyte @vraodsytmok Do you take his dick out of your mouth before making tweets or do you just watch your phone though his taint?

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@SussySpongey

[tré easton @treeaston]

They’re gonna crash the economy again and we’re gonna have to fix it again and then they’re gonna blame us for not fixing it fast enough again and I just want this doom loop to end

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@lordcalias @TMeter4 @angel_0f_deathx The EMS company I work for and the competing EMS company in my region both rely on Medicare and Medicaid funding to stay afloat. That gets cut, and it turns into a county with 60,000 people and 4 fire department run ambulances to cover everything. There is no infrastructure

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@ElectionParser @tokyosunbather The roads? I basically need to do canyon jumps to get to work, lmao. I've been on dirt roads smoother than the road to the local hospital

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Gun violence across the United States of America as of 6:00 p.m. ET on January 15, 2025:

- 11 mass shootings
• 1 Mass Murder
- 18 murder suicides
- 489 deaths
- 932 injuries
• 10 law enforcement officers injured, 1 killed

(GVA)

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@Born10000BC I'd call you a pussy, but you're clearly allergic to it

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@lavishgoat @crackcobain__ $770 is the maximum that a president can authorize without congress

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@Me_only_me76 @RndmStreetMedic You think a child is going to reveal sexual, physical, or mental abuse with the abuser in the room? Not all abused kids have broken burns and cigarette burns on their face.

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

90-93% of child abusers are known to the child. Over 50% of those cases are family members.

Yes. I'm going to ask "who is this person with you?"

Yes. I might ask if you can leave the room so I can ask other questions.

Yes. You flipping out makes our spidey-senses go off

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Four people were shot to death at a home in a mass shooting in Santa Rosa, California.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Update: Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected. If anyone has any coordination in process for meals, supplies, etc for LA, reach out to me, we will provide as much food to deliver and arrange supplies as well.

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@j0x74p0s1t10n @thegl9000 @SeanYoo Best way to get rid of fire is to suffocate it, they've been training for this

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@HeroTheVtuber @AddictedToNix @struggledkiller @TomJoudrey I learned MLA format around 5th or 6th grade and I'm turning 21 next month, I doubt the educational system would overhaul itself in that amount of time. They just set shit down and keep it the same for 30 years straight

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@bradfhlines @savannahelisse @lunaspandas1351 Let me guess, you think condoms are also abortion?

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@TheRealFitzroy @dklmarxist @LeroyTheFourth I'll give you a hint: It starts 13 words into the article

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@hannastasia @hugomartinez990 @xdxxdab @tofusexo @w0rldmap They definitely are if you manage to eat 1500lbs of them in 20 minutes lmao

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@BoobiesNDoobies @GTFOthegame You probably pirated it from some sketch ass website lmao

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@HancocksHalf @gunsnrosesgirl3 Dry barrel hydrants don't freeze, they have no water above ground until it's opened. If Alaska can have an above ground hydrant that doesn't freeze, it's not freezing in the UK