Jess Palladino

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Tonight's 2-hour season finale will also be Castiel's 100th episode of #Supernatural... a nice round number. I'm awash in memories.

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE THREE OF THEM TO THE VERY END! Goddammit, #Supernatural #Castiel #Dean #Sam #FuckingSatan #ImAnAngelYouAss

[woodermelon sugar @laine_thekid]

I have an odd attraction to Eddie Redmayne

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Free coffee from a smart, cute girl in my class? Consider my day made. 😝

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Mom: Do you have life insurance?
Dad: No. I did have that for a while, but then it became a waste because I didn't die.
I feel that, Dad.

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

It's always nice when I make $150+ at work and don't lose my shit 🙃

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Calling it, that weirdo group that had Gabe will turn into #TheWhisperers. They're already halfway to crazytown. Jadis is Alpha. #TWD

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

My baby brother's voice is getting deep and it's freaking me out, man.

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Hovercrafts are aphrodisiacs, they're basically the oysters of the ocean. #Workaholics #Adam

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Sherlock's best man speech rn, I can't 😭😩😱😍 #Sherlock #JohnWatson #TheSignOfThree

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

Jesus Christ, this show raises my blood pressure every. damn. time. #TheWalkingDead #AMC #RickGrimes #ThisIsWhatAnxietyFeelsLike #dynamite

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

A man too racist to be a federal judge in the 80s is now Attorney General. Do you realize how racist "too racist" was in the 1980s?

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research.

[Jess Palladino @ProtegoTotalum]

“@UberFacts: According to the FDA the average person consumes a pound of insects per year, mostly mixed into other foods.” #protein