Ibrahimnoor

Perhaps you dream of a star and Allah wrote the moon for you.

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

KRA hulipa watu pesa ngapi? Mtu anaingia job na within 3 months ashabuy gari na shamba na foundation ishaanza kuchimbwa kwa wazazi

[GalitosKe @galitoske]

Galito's 6 Grilled Chicken pieces with large chips and 1l soda, water or minute maid.

[Ibrahimnoor @ProteinSheikh28]

@fivethirtyDwun Drake curse working overtime

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Betting,

Masturbation,

Pornography,

Prostitution,

Alcoholism.

All go hand in hand.

They feed on each other to devour your life.

These are spiritual illnesses of self-betrayal.

Fight them off.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Somali Eye @SomaliEye_]

Somali National Army’s elite special forces unit, Gorgor.

[GISTE @ggiste]

Na vijana mnaumiza wengine sana

Tell me why

A friend of mine received Kshs 5,000 from a strange number

Nowadays when you receive money there is no number you can call to ask why they are sending you money.

After 2 days another 5k was received

Jamaa akanshimdwa kwani amewekwa iluminati akuwe anatumiwa 5k every few days..

Jamaa juu anakuanga na pesa and is nornally busy akasema wacha pesa ikae kwa simu. Siku mwenyewe atahitaji atampigia arefund.

After 3 days he was called by a number that resembles hizo za safaricom. Wakamshow they want to reverse the amount. They told him they will promt him arefund and once he is done watamtumia namba ya mwenyewe amtumie message akiconfirm amerudisha pesa.

They prompted him to refund 5k and akaweka password..

He did just that and forwarded the message. In 5 minutes he receives a video call ya whatsapp. The caller alikuwa hospitali amewekwa pipes.. she is an old lady

Akamwambie while strugglibg to talk.. kijana yangu pesa ile pesa nilikutumia ilikuwa ya kulipa hospitali.. umerudisha 5k imebaki 5k. Wacha niambie hospitali waku-prompt unilipie

My guy huwa roho safi na mtu wa huruma. The hospital with a funny name prompted him.. Yeye akaweka tuu mpesa pin

Kumbe alilipa Kshs. 50k😂😂

Kwenda Safcom anaambiwa hiyo till iko Bomet😂😂😂

Kumbe when he forwarded the message waliangalia mpesa balance…

How do they know who to con and who to target..

They liase with people in chemists, restaurants, hardware, shops etc. Especially where you frequent. They know high value clients wale wanakuanga na mpesa balance iko juu.

How do they know…

When you pay. They ask you to show them mpesa message. Wanaona your balance. The read your pattern and they hand your details to scammers.

Mtaoshwa sana hii Nairobi.

Hakuna mama alikuwa hospitali. It was all mchezo wa taon!

[Ibrahimnoor @ProteinSheikh28]

@AbdiwahabSheik7 A master stroke. Kudos.

[Abdiwahab Sheikh Abdisamad @AbdiwahabSheik7]

According to claims surrounding the recent meeting in Djibouti attendedby President Ismai Omar of Djibouti, PM Abiy Ahmed of Ethiopia and President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud of Somalia , the proposal centered on a significant withdrawal and reconfiguration of borders across the Horn of Africa involving the three countries.

Under the suggested arrangement, Djibouti would transform into a fully Somali state by incorporating territories from Diridawa, Sitti, Harawo, Djibouti city and Awdal region of Somalia effectively bringing together all Issa and Gadabuursi regions under new Djibouti state.

Ethiopia, in turn would gain control of the Afar regions currently within Djibouti which is 80% of total landmass of Djibouti, thereby securing direct access to the Red Sea and Afar communities in Djibouti will reunite their Afar brothers in Ethiopia.

Additionally, the entire Somali state of Ethiopia would be transferred to Somali republic, potentially reshaping political, ethnic, and economic dynamics across the region in a profound and lasting solution.

[SONNA @SONNALIVE]

President @HassanSMohamud has announced a general amnesty for misled youth within Al-Shabaab, offering them a chance to surrender and safely rejoin society during the holy month of Ramadan.
The Federal Government guarantees a secure transition for all voluntary defectors as the state intensifies its pressure on the militant group's collapsing infrastructure.
#Somalia #Ramadan #SNA #Mogadishu #SONNA

[Hamza Abdi Barre @HamzaAbdiBarre]

Somalia has returned to its rightful place among the nations of the world. For the first time in our history, we hold seats on both the United Nations Security Council and the African Union Peace and Security Council. This milestone is a testament to the resilience, determination, and unwavering spirit of the Somali people. Somalia will fulfill its role with honour, courage, and a relentless commitment to peace.
Today, Somalia stands tall. In this historic return, we carry not only our own destiny but also the promise of a more just, secure, and united Africa and world.
Somalia 🇸🇴 is back; and our journey toward greatness continues.

[Deeqa 🇸🇴 @Deee_luul]

How does it feel fellow Somalis, that the first combat aircraft to officially defend our airspace after three decades of a complete absence of our air force are F-16s? 🤣🤣

If Somalia ever overcomes its internal political divisions, we could acquire some of the best aircraft in the world in a very short time, and we have all the resources needed to purchase whatever we want.

That is something neighboring countries understand very well and work hard to prevent from happening.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Sikulala jana. Our goon was giving me pelvic aches,

Sijui vawulence anatoa wapi at 4 months foetus

Acha nizime few hours,

Here's the TEA

Oketch Salah and Winnie are both insincere

Oketch is a gold merchant. He's wealthy. Raila loved money

Hata mzee aki niniwo (official statement is blood clot),they were in Dubai with Salah. Gold deal

Hello Sudan, it shall be well

It's also hard to deny that Salah was with Mzee in his last days

Salah wants Mining CS, hiyo ya drug baron shoga ya coast

He's not philanthropic, he's strategic. I love that

Ameshika senile Oburu kama kupe!

I've spoken to him and told him akona potential, but akona kiherehere

Vita na Winkie- he'll lose

You can't eat hot potato while seducing

Winnie! Was en route to USA to lick her gay partner the day her dad was collapsing

Dissing Oketch as Mathare candidate can't change facts

Akapigiwa, but kuma iliua samsoni. She came to India days later. Vagina is dangerous, bruh. Bringing down empires

I have receipts, but staki vita na Wajaluo. I pledged that publicly

Wasiseme Babu kanituma.

Chogo is uncomfortable that ODM was bequeathed her uncle and that youth leader has been negotiating for DP without involving neither her nor junior

Wueh... vuteni pumz before I bring the sweet part

#Register

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Kwa gava mnafikanga 9am, mnajifanya busy kidogo mkingoja chai ya 10am. Sasa ju umeshiba kidogo, unapass time ukingoja lunch. Ukikula lunch unatafuta mahali upumzike ukingoja masaa ya kuenda home.
Siku inaisha unangoja the following day urudie hio routine

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

There are companies out here surviving on interns. They are always recruiting interns but never any actual employees. The only full time employees are the director and finance officer

[Villa Somalia @TheVillaSomalia]

In Lasanod, President @HassanSMohamud formally declared the North East State of Somalia a full federal member state, hailing it as a powerful symbol of Somalia’s territorial unity, national cohesion, and shared identity.

[Deeqa 🇸🇴 @Deee_luul]

In 2024, Somalia exported livestock worth $974 million.

More than 70% of these exports go to Saudi Arabia, a country with a population of over 36 million people, not to mention the massive livestock demand during the Hajj season.

In contrast, the UAE, with a population of about 10 million, around 9 million of whom are expatriates, many of them Indian vegetarians who do not consume meat, imported less than $15 million worth of Somali livestock in 2023.

The irony is striking:

Berbera port handles around 75% of Somalia’s livestock exports to Saudi Arabia, yet the secessionist administration chose to side with the UAE and the Zionists.

Bosaso port handles about 10% of Somalia’s livestock exports to Saudi Arabia, yet Deni, the state governor, still decided to side with the UAE.

I genuinely don’t know how much stupidity Deni and Irro, who control these areas, must have to reach such conclusions.

Note: Somalia’s livestock comes from across the Somali Peninsula and is exported through these ports. This trade is a lifeline for producing families and a major pillar of the Somali economy.

[Laascaanoodi @north_somalia]

COMING SOON ⏳

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your relatives are more than ready to help you. The problem is that you’re still alive.