1983_Purple Submarine

[1983_Purple Submarine @Prpl_Submariner]

@shooterjenkins @FenixAmmunition They only follow "the science" when it's convenient to them and harms the rest of society in the name of big daddy government. Don't you know that "the science" (D)ifferent for them?

[1983_Purple Submarine @Prpl_Submariner]

@tonykatz Katz's Deli... mmm...

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to Katz's Deli on Houston Street. The man at the door, an older guy in an apron, handed me a paper ticket with a grid of numbers on it. He said one thing I did not expect.

"Don't lose it."

I paused.

I did not know why this was being said with such gravity. But a samurai understands a vow when he hears one. So I answered in kind.

"I will not."

"Cool. If you lose it, it's fifty dollars."

I understood now. This was no receipt. This was a covenant. I had carried letters of state across mountain passes that asked less of me than this small ticket.

"I will guard it as if it were the seal of my house."

"...you can just keep it in your pocket, man."

"My pocket will become the seal of my house."

"...okay."

The line at the counter was twenty deep. Behind it, a cutter in a paper hat was hand-slicing pastrami by the pound. A glass jar on the counter beside him. Bills folded inside. A sign on the jar: "Tip the cutter."

A donation, on the way in, to the temple of the meat.

I folded a five into the jar.

The cutter, without looking up: "That's the way."

"...I have given offering. I expect to be tested."

"It's mostly so I give you a little extra meat."

"Then test me with the extra meat."

"That's literally what I was going to do."

He carved a thick slice off the pastrami in front of him. He lifted it across the counter on the flat of his blade and held it out to me.

I took it. I ate it standing. Warm, salt, smoke, pepper.

I gave my order.

Pastrami on rye. Mustard. Half-sour on the side.

"You been here before?"

"This is the first time I have stood on this street."

"You ordered like a regular."

"I have, in another life, been a regular at many counters I have never visited."

"...I'm just gonna make the sandwich."

He built it in front of me. Three quarters of a pound of pastrami, hand-cut, each slice falling at the same angle. A thin band of mustard the color of a winter sun. One green pickle on the plate.

He stamped my ticket.

"Eat it warm. Pastrami remembers being warm. Cold, it forgets."

I bowed.

I ate the sandwich at a long shared table. Both hands. No plate, no posture, no honor.

It was the best thing I have put in my mouth on this continent.

For thirty years I have read every menu in my country with caution.

They handed me a sandwich and a paper with one rule on it, and I have never felt so trusted.

On the wall behind the cutter, in red script, a sign read: "Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army."

A wartime promise, kept on a wall, since 1942.

I have no son.

But the offer stood.

At the door, on the way out, the guard held out his palm.

I placed the ticket in his hand. Every station stamped. Every number marked.

"Clean ticket."

"It is the only kind I carry."

"You want it back? People keep 'em as souvenirs."

I paused.

I had been prepared to surrender the artifact. I had not been prepared to be offered it back. A guard at a gate, returning the seal you arrived with, is a thing that happens only to ambassadors and to friends.

"...I would be honored."

"Cool."

He handed it back.

So tell me, America.

You hand a stranger a ticket and tell him not to lose it.

You keep a wartime promise on a wall for over eighty years.

You give the ticket back at the door, because a man might want to keep it.

What other vows are you handing out, and then quietly letting people keep?

And "Don't lose it." Was I keeping the ticket? Or, for one meal, was the ticket keeping me?

[1983_Purple Submarine @Prpl_Submariner]

@klem1_klem @CFR_org Only three "boosters" per year to make it viable. Won't block the transmission of or prevent you from contracting the global climate catastrophe psychosis but it *might* make the symptoms less symptomatic or something. May give you heart attacks or a case of death too though.

[1983_Purple Submarine @Prpl_Submariner]

@MickeyBitsko22 @WTHRcom There's an election coming up and they have to find something pandemic-wise that gains traction. They tried with Hanta but people got wise to it not being person2person transmissible. Have to find another angle.

We don't hate the media enough.

[1983_Purple Submarine @Prpl_Submariner]

@AnnaMD002 @Breaking911 "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

-Mitch Hedberg

UFOs too. Ultra-scary