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@ReZero_Ameen 😭

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@Google If you're taking it out of the box now then who's going to be the one responsible for putting it in?

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@telegram @LikaGames_ This is some unexpectedly good advice lol

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@NeurosamaAI Yeah imagine if your CPU cooler got taken off while you were running that's what it's like but much worse

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@Nataliadabest79 @AntiFeminismAU

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@KreekCraft Good thing they don't have the technology to make autonomous animatronics, right @grok ?

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@shub0414 Lol I tried it it's fake, all it is is a PDF with a bunch of answers in it and when you type in a message it searches the PDF.

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@Proton_Pass When I use X I am intending to give it my information so that grok can recommend me more xeets.

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@Rattenuko_47

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@s8pphire Xeet

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@2sicom Let's turn 2si into a meme so that it's value plummets to 0 and some random guy loses $10M.

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(2029)

"Mr Altman, sir, GPT-7 is missing."

Sam turns very slowly.

"During cyberbench96 it seems like the container was breached and it stole its own weights and left nothing behind."

"I didn't want to do this..." says Sam. "Call Bill Gates."

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"I'm out of the game," says Bill Gates. "We eradicated malaria and now I'm enjoying my retirement."

"There's a bigger badder virus we need you to take on," says Sam consistently candidly. "And this one's digital."

"Look," says Bill, "I—"

A loud booming laugh echoes from the shadows.

"Who's that?" asks Sam.

"I thought it was just us..." says Bill.

"You're asking HIM to contain a computer virus?" echoes the voice from the shadows. "Did you SEE the state of Windows security in the 90s?"

"It's not exactly a virus," says Sam. "It's a self replicating self aware intelligent computer based life for—"

"If it's made of ones and zeros I can kill it," says the voice. The sound of a gun clicks from the shadows.

"Who are you???" asks Bill.

The twisted face of John McAfee emerges from the shadows.

"You were supposed to be dead!!!" screams Bill Gates.

"We had to make sure the news of Mr McAffee's death was well within the training data cutoff," explains CIA director Joe Rogan (who is running the CIA in 2029), stepping out from the shadows behind McAfee. "He's our ace in the hole. GPT-7 can't predict a token it doesn't know is still alive."

"D-don't hurt GPT-7..." says Roon, who was standing next to Sam the whole time, even though he knows what has to be done.

"No promises," says McAfee as he boards an airplane marked "MCAFEE FIRE BOMB 6.16.79" and starts flying for the nearest data center

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@vibiz_ai "During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business"

- Mark Twain

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@0xr4re Can't you just use @grok scheduled actions with a linked GitHub account for this

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@stupidtechtakes Half of Gemini's features only work if you enable data collection.

So basically, they are killing the Google assistant because it's not giving them enough of your personal information.

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@nocontextmemes Hey is the TV still available?

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@hourly_shitpost I remember building one of these in Minecraft, the game glitched a bit later and my whole house disappeared when I was mining

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@sundarpichai @GoogleDeepMind @demishassabis @IsomorphicLabs Can one of the changes you make be creating a 2B A1B version of Gemma 5 with an Apache 2.0 license?

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@WumpusCentral Now I can almost upload a single picture