Boy howdy

I'm trolling, dawg calm down

[Muta @itsMutaTV]

It’s a struggle out there 😔

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

I was somberly walking down the street when an old man stopped me.

"Don't worry buddy," he said "things will turn up"

I then bit him on the arm real hard and growled a little. Afterwards, HE shot ME a dirty look??

Alright, pal.

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@goodredditss I think Escher just threw up somewhere

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

"my baby won't have screentime before they are two"

okay well my baby is watching columbo with me

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

The absolute fools over at youtube don't know that I grew up with dial-up internet and would wait half hour for a 10 minute video to fully download on my browser. You're gonna have to delay my video by an hour to get me to stop using an adblocker you tyrants

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

I don't usually consider myself a conspiracy theorist, but I think if you have an adblocker and @YouTube detects it, youtube will delay the beginning of your video a bit and give you a pop-up that says "Experiencing Interruptions?" at the bottom left. Like, my internet is not bad

[Free Agent | RockMan @RockManSSB]

Hey HBox, what sound does a Cow make?

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@RocketSchlick That guy died I'm pretty sure

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@KentMurphy Balk

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

Got all geared up to eat my beautiful hot pockets. I looked away to hit play on my movie. Then this mother FUCKER jumped outta completely nowhere and landed directly on one of the hot pockets.
Your honour, I submit evidence .zip. Titled, simply, "I'm throwing him out on his ass"

[paqoe @zoe_bve]

Posting to spread awareness

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@poppydotdll That is just how baseball players talk casually

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@creamthephoenix You rn

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

Anybody know what kinda fuck ass bird this is?

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

@N0cturnalcmalt Columbo

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

The shark will feed

[Boy howdy @Pruben15]

My girlfriend just grabbed my chin, lovingly, looked deep into my eyes and said

"You're so.... ugly"

and then laughed really loudly.