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[W @_common_W_]

Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?

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Viva España, viva justicia #EspañaArgentina

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Both teams should be disqualified for tolerating this abomination. England are world champions. Well done us.

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GET OFF FOOTBALL. ITS NOT FOR YOU.

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When I was 7 I used to sing with a hairbrush in the mirror to Madonna. When my kid was 2 she used to ask for bidonna pink pants and do the same, she’s currently gibbing around a jungle somewhere in Thailand. It was a long time ago.

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Obviously I lied about that wtf is this?

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I’m gonna skip the half time show and just do a couple of loads of washing, make a cake and teach myself mandarin instead

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My first experience of some sort of grief was watching Gazza cry and subsequently break. I’ve never quite believed like I did that night again, when it started to creep up tonight I beat the bastard down. Just in case.

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Valiant

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Bollocks

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I don’t know if I miss Twitter or the world it lived in but I pop in from time to time to look at whatever the fuck this is and stare wistfully into the past. I’m sure we’d have fought harder if we’d seen it.

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Just overheard a colleague say absentmindedly whilst reading the news “Threads, nice one’ and I think that about sums it up

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@PeteBalders @BPete1970 Jan Molby in Red Issue vibes here from Big Ron

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I just remembered what slivers of joy feel like in a harrowing world and for that I will be eternally grateful.

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@Rags2riches1212 Lovely mate, really bloody lovely

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Sodding yoonitid ❤️

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@ItsJurassicMark I keep trying not to care. I cannot.

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Hey @KendalCalling is it correct that you’ve moved tangerine fields and we now won’t have access to deer lodge facilities or the adjacent parking? Feeling slightly mis sold at this stage in the proceedings ngl. It is definitely not what it said when I bought the ticket or parking

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Can someone find out what HRT En Vogue did? Sheesh #Glastonbury

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See this is exactly why I didn’t deactivate. While you’re all here, hello. I hope the dystopian hellscape finds you as well as can be