Richard Pruitt

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Y'all know dang well there aren't as many "essential personnel" as there are people on the roads rn 😒

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

I work at a bank and this just happened...

Coworker: "I'm 38 now so in 30 years I'll be what, 78. Dang that's old"

Me: 🤦‍♂️

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If only my father could just give me a small loan of $1million

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Never realize how much something is weighing on your mind until you snap and then reflect back on it later

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Your coworker ever say some deeply personal stuff and you just got nothing to say back

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Coach said exactly that when I wouldn't stop messing around at practice

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Every damn day.

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Y’all ever do this?👇🤔😩

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Doesn't matter how much I like you or want to like you, if people aren't straight with me, then I don't have the time for you.

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

If I'm gonna be cool and not rat you out when you do something wrong, or when we disagree about how something should be done, then I expect the same from you. Don't go behind my back

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Mood.

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I really think the driving test should be harder. Rush hour stop and go, with some red lights sprinkled in is pretty simple. All you gotta do is follow the leader without hitting the car in front of you? But nope, it's got people all messed up somehow.

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

I need 2019 to get here already, cause the end of 2018 has had me all over the place physically, emotionally, and financially.

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We have a fancy water filtration system, and literally only 3 people work in here, why is this much water necessary?

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This was my grandfather's prized possession, so I only saw it fit that I ride it to his funeral today in his honor. Miss you Papa

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Me : "Things that shouldn't be a thing for $500"

Alex Trebek : "Fair weather driver"

Me : "What is a Texan?"

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My mom would've damn near knocked my ass out for some of the things I see kids getting away with in public these days.

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When merging in traffic I always let 1 person in. The exception to this is when the person in front of me lets in 3 cars. At that point I think they payed my tab too cause I had to wait on them.

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

Pessimism is smarter, but optimism is happier. Do you elect to prepare yourself for the worst, or go on expecting the best?

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

@Lexxxxie4 Ray-Ban anniversary event, each sunglasses today only need $ 21.99 . Only today https://t.co/yEHw2KWd3T

[Richard Pruitt @Pruitt_Rich]

@PaigeTTU18 @DrOwensPhD @KelmanJC Ray-Ban anniversary event, each sunglasses today only need $ 21.99 . Only today https://t.co/yEHw2KWd3T