200 Million Horsemen Attack People

busy, busy, busy

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

When they invented the phrase "knock on wood" there was probably a lot more wood at hand. Like the first people saying that were probably living in a tree

[Björqvist - Jespertine @CarrotFollower]

Me to the guy changing my oil as I toss him the keys: and put a gargoyle on it

[evkiefni milkin @evkiefni_milkin]

people forget that a part of being a sports fan is being a hypocrite

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

net daily truly is an inspiration, 81 years old and still tweeting about ben saraf g-league stats, im so serious when i say that is what it’s all about

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@tybuddhaboy @metalgearobiden I was having a similar thought watching this video of how adopting a layer of outward autism is sort of the tech equivalent to speaking in tongues, a la Elizabeth Holmes and all these CEOs playing it up. Also being addicted to stims probably helps on both fronts

[Litigation Jackson 2 @scootmcgoof]

magic the gathering teams up with burger king italy missing baby found buried alive

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@chumbo1500 Sorry bb...

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

>real jobs
>college admin
OK bud whatever you say

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

The key to understanding the response to the Harvard grad student strike is that tenured faculty--particularly at R1 universities--have absolutely no understanding of how real jobs actually work, including those at their own employers.

[James Herbert @outsidethenba]

For @ringer, I wrote about Bob Windrem aka @NetsDaily, the 81-year-old former NBC newsman who is also the internet’s most prominent and prolific Nets blogger https://t.co/ZHLcGB8oT5

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@brianonhere imo it's more a function of the fact that dril has always been a volume shooter, people just never saw every single tweet in the way they do now that elons algorithm pushes every single one into your eyes, but now people see the hits *and* misses and are like wow he fell off

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

The price of whey protein is out of control. A 5lb tub of a good brand cost $50-60 in 2020. I just checked and it’s now $150 😵‍💫

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@elischoop Just found out the body without organs still has organs... don't text...

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

Kinda don't fully believe I've got organs inside me. Like why does it have to be flesh what if it's just some other shit

[Joanna Dangerfield 🏳️‍⚧️ @joannadangerfd]

Potentially unusual pick but Jon Bois' outro for 'Pretty Good: Lonnie Smith' has stuck with me for almost a decade now

[Joe @_Kadetski]

ok I’m done getting mad about music takes. Singing mission of burma cover at my dog all evening: that’s when I reach for my chihuahua

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@stinkbug Step off buddy: she's MINE!

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

Google sending me an email about CRITICAL SECURITY BREACH IN ONE OF YOUR SAVED PASSWORDS and its my collegeboard dot com login. Looks like someone's stolen my SAT scores. Dang

[joseph @stinkbug]

@PseudoSerial Beautiful woman named CRITICAL SECURITY BREACH IN ONE OF YOUR SAVED PASSWORDS sending me emails

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

@elischoop Oomf is a genius...

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

this is one of those evil games they'd have on in the background of a TV crime drama like Law and Order and you find out the money pays for fentanyl or child sex slavery or something