Psitanium

I failed to make fetch happen.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

They may have deleted this, but that is the greatest sentence in history and I need to immortalize it!

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Are you a real person?

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

This you?

[Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 @JakeLang]

I was almost ripped LIMB FROM LIMB!!!

My pants leg literally being ripped off… 😡

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR & REPLACEMENT ✝️

“The LORD is my Rock & my Strength, and HE hath delivered me from the mouth of the lions”

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

@chrisdmowrey I think he may indeed be a Trump supporter as he was charged with beating a police officer on Jan. 6 and spent 4 years in jail. Trump pardoned him. He's now running for the Florida Senate.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Speaking of following the money, how much did you get paid for Em8er? Have you released that game yet?

[Grummz @Grummz]

So let me get this straight:

Elon's DOGE discovers Billions being funneled into Democratic NGO = huge Tesla protests/arson.

Nick Shirley discovers Millions fraudulently going to Dem backed daycares. = huge protests, violence.

See the pattern here? It was always about the money.

Somebody is paying big to protect these things.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

This reads like someone who went down a right-wing media rabbit hole and nodded along until they saw the lightning bolts.

[DJ Lippy @JocastaMoney]

Can we have a political movement for normies?

Hello, are you a normal person from 10 years ago? Welcolme!

Do you support gay marriage but hate the medicalisation of gender non-conforming kids? Welcome!

Do you want women to have rights but also think the mass demonization of men is cruel and counterproductive? Welcolme!

Should countries have borders and rules? Welcolme!

Do you blame whites for all social ills? What about blacks? Yes? OK then. Goodbye, wierdo!

And finally, what's your favorite Peter Kay sketch?

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Conservatism is now just yelling that a readily available thing was taken away and proclaiming they magically brought it back while you were blinking.

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

Nutrition shouldn’t be controversial. It’s common sense. #DrinkWholeMilk

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Then stop telling me it's a Christian nation.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

The government’s job is to punish the wrongdoer and reward those who do good (Romans 13). It is our job to care for those in need. It is not Christian to outsource compassion to the government. It is not generous to give your money only when you’re forced by the state.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

But Europeans who came here DID think this was a better place because they were being persecuted in their homeland. Others came here for financial opportunities they would not have in Europe. By your definition, they were indeed immigrants.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

insane false equivalence

america was created by explorers and adventurers, not immigrants. settling a continent, building institutions from scratch, creating a legal and economic system that didn’t exist before and civilizing wilderness is not the same as moving to a civilization someone else built

builders move from better to worse places
immigrants move from worse to better places

the distinction matters

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Russian funding dried up, huh?

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Really interesting to see how the pro-compassion, pro-woman side takes such delight in tearing down pregnant women for their looks.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

He would never do that to a close personal friend!

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

If Hitler was a thing today and Trump surgically extracted him from power without losing a single American serviceman and brought him to stand trial, American liberals would be rioting in the streets to free Hitler.

That's how deranged they are.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Anyways, I guess I'm picking 2. Backup is 3 for the window seat.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

You're telling me Sabrina Carpenter is an option and we're still entertaining the other choices?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

You're on a 10 hour flight. Which seat would you choose and why?

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

If you read the article, their "local lefties" are some people criticizing Musk and random Reddit posts.

[New York Post @nypost]

Elon Musk-funded mural of murdered Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska goes up in Brooklyn — and local lefties are furious https://t.co/r8rIWNtBIv

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

If you don't want the government to do Jesus stuff, then you can't claim it's a Christian nation.

[James Gallagher @J_Gallagher4CA]

Except that Jesus didn’t call for the government to do any of those things.

He called YOU to care for the sick (out of your own compassion and your own pocket, not the pockets of others).

He called YOU to provide food to the hungry (from your own pantry).

He called YOU to pay a laborer his wages (what you agreed and know to be fair, not what the government says)

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

"What, you think we can win with an Obama, Mamdani or Sanders? When did they ever win an election!?"

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

"We need a candidate like John Kerry, Hilary Clinton, Kamala Harris... look how well they did!"

[Third Way @ThirdWayTweet]

Democrats are doomed if we nominate a far-left candidate in 2028. Dive into the data with us. 👇

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

If Charlie was killed by a LEO under a Dem president, the Right would recreate The Purge.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Charlie Kirk was assassinated in broad daylight for speaking truth 4 months ago

Not 1 Republican rioted
Not 1 Republican violent
Not 1 Republican arrested
Not 1 Republican looted

0 cities destroyed.

It’s always the Left. The party of violence.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Now do Texas.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

Musk is treating civilizational collapse with memes and cringe, using every ounce of divorced dad energy he can muster. Surprisingly, it's not working very well.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

elon is the man of the millennium and most people still don't understand why

it's not the money. bezos has money. it's not the companies. plenty of founders have companies.

it's that he's the only one treating civilizational survival as an engineering problem instead of a talking point

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

There are many outlier cases, biological anomolies and trans identities that don't fit into a yes or no answer here. My above answer, therefore, is the most accurate one.

[Psitanium @Psitanium]

The correct answer is:

"If they have a uterus."

[America @america]

Sen. Hawley: “Can men get pregnant?”

Dr. Nisha Verma: “I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.”

Sen. Hawley: “The goal is just to establish a biological reality...Can men get pregnant?”