Pastor Andrew

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[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

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[Devon Harris @DevonTSMBT]

ok this has been fun!

Thanks for bearing with me, at times.

I killed john f kennedy and I’d do it again!

(poof!)

[Sister Callista @SisterCallista]

Nice seein ya!

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

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[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

And to the prick who voted for Harry Styles? Right here, pal 🖕

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Holy shit yes. Thank you everyone who voted.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Who's more handsome? Please be honest but keep in mind I'm very self conscious but don't let that influence your vote.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Definitely gonna need some more votes here, Congregants 👇

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Who's more handsome? Please be honest but keep in mind I'm very self conscious but don't let that influence your vote.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Seriously who fucking did it.

[The Story Must Be Told @TSMBTpod]

We don't know which one of you SICKOS put a spooky hex on us but Sister Callista's recording equipment TOOK A DUMP INSIDE HER COMPUTER so we're having difficulties with 522. Stay tuned as we work out the kinks. A 522 will drop this week and a brand new Story next week!

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Who's more handsome? Please be honest but keep in mind I'm very self conscious but don't let that influence your vote.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

I don't want to stoop to his level with name calling, but this Kanye fella is a real piece of work.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Here's a stat: Brady and Rodgers' combined age is 83.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Bucs drives today

PUNT
PUNT
PUNT
PUNT
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PUNT
TURNOVER ON DOWNS

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

The Bucs are down 14 to a team with an interim coach and who traded away their best offensive player 48 hours ago.

I have no earthly idea what is happening.

[Gabe Davis @gabedavis13_]

Day 1❤️

[Devon Harris @DevonTSMBT]

this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 voting 👏matters

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Asked AI for "figurative oil painting, 1930s, a man going insane in an office, monsters are breaking through the windows, he's terrified"

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

@NFLonFOX A zillion

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

For someone who's never met a rich person he's ever liked, I sure worry about money a lot.

[Pastor Andrew @PstrAndrew]

Continuing my journey to teach AI that humans being forced to sit at desks 8-10 hours a day is torture beyond our wildest imagination.

Please take my job, robots. I'll do whatever terrible bidding you demand of me.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

Here we go again!