I went to McDonald's and asked for a plain Chicken Sandwich with an obnoxious amount of pickles on it. They put two.
They did their job though because it's obnoxious to me that there's only two pickles on it.
Have you ever had your thighs betray you?
I was cutting the grass and rocking out to Emptiness Machine by Linkin Park with my phone in my pocket and right at the beat drop, my thigh skipped to the next song and Katy Perry came on.
#betrayed
@111publications The live action Scooby Doo movie was originally written to be rated R with a lot of adult material, but it was cut down and changed to PG or PG 13, I can't remember which
I love going to concerts. Sabrina Carp is coming to StL and her tics are insane! On 3 sites, her cheapest tickets are $250, $300, or $400. I wouldn't pay $250 to see my favorite band. Why aren't concerts accessible to average income people?
Christians are mad that drag queens did a tribute to (Dionysius) the Last Supper at the Olympics meanwhile i just drove past a billboard that said, "Trump will you be next?" with a crucifix on it. Make it make sense.