Joe Exotic

[steph @LNW1NGS]

anyone know a good etsy witch? i need illitch turned into a wheel of cheese by noon

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

My biggest tell in poker is hitting the six seven when being dealt a six / seven

[paige @moritzmarais]

good morning to everyone except chris ilitch fuck you chris ilitch

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Terrible watching cheap Chris Ilitch do such a horrendous job owning the dumpy Detroit Red Wings, of the GREAT State of Michigan. Under the "leadership" of LOW IQ Chris, the Red Wings are a TOTAL DISASTER, and have the SINGLE LONGEST playoff drought in the National Hockey League as they enter another season. Cheap Chris is even Cheaper than a very LOW END liddle' Caesers "Pizza," which is Sadly more like eating a cardboard box with third-rate Cheese melted on it. The Woeful Wings are a total DISGRACE under cheap Chris, and the apple fell many, many BILLIONS of Miles from the tree when cheesy Chris was born. SHAME! Thank you for your attention to this matter. NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[julia @juumelo_]

sorry babe no kissing rn the gc is active and I need to get a joke in before they change topics

[Dick Asstly @FrankCrappa]

Me after 6 Miller High Lifes.

[chonce⁷ birthmonth 🎉 manic pixie dream fujo @SuperCupcakez]

this is how everyone in front of you at the pharmacy thinks

[Divine @Divinsity]

Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Zion @zionszzn]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking 😭😂

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

DB’s for the last 15 yards of a pick 6

[qrime @qrimeCapital]

In order to make dumb money you need to be a little retarded

[Vince Moron @Coachmoron]

Boom. Let’s go.

[Richie @JMULiker]

Average SEC wide receiver touchdown celebration

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Defensive End after holding them on 3rd down

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

Sabes que esto se va a poner feo cuando quitan a la Nalgona y ponen al Meteorólogo

[sal. 🔞🔜AQF @Spooky_Sal]

Dude trained him around like a CoD zombie

[carson tk @carson_tk]

my most ideal CFB conference realignment: