Joshua Olson

I have a theory.

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

The absolute avalanche of horse-shit analysis is the greatest existential threat we face.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@warmbit Why are you magic?

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@Moltz The solution seems pretty obvious. Plant the pill in goose poop.

[professional can opener @MauiSaber]

I guess the magnets I ordered are here😂

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@WanlessMarc You have to admit it’s got potential.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

House hunting. Most exciting discovery so far is a street called Electron Way. That is the address I want!

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@julpark Not far, just looking for a different space configuration than when we had babies.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

Playing in the snow.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@Moltz L, and I don’t say this lightly, OL.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

Trump must be removed from office immediately. Two weeks is too long for this lunatic to maintain executive and military authority.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

A mortuary, a dildo shop, and a landscaper walk into a disbarment…

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@Moltz You’re 1200 nits.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

Honor John Lewis’ life by restoring the Voting Rights Act.

[Joshua Olson @Psygantic]

@WillowCreative_ How transmissible is it to LED light?

[Will Oremus @WillOremus]

We've been led to believe that the toilet paper outages are the result of hoarders and panic-buyers cramming their closets with Charmin.

I talked to some toilet-paper insiders (really) and it turns out that is probably mostly wrong! https://t.co/ZvaYjnUrEz

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

[Equal Citizens @EqualCitizensUS]

Oh, the debate is already over and no question about our broken democracy? You know, the issue that prevents progress on all other issues? This is journalistic malpractice. #AskAboutDemocracy #DemDebate