Helen

I like to feel shiny. Not safe for work or humans. At. All. Sometimes I string words together. Clumsy, pink-haired Hufflepunk. FJKR.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Okay but the new @TheAcademyIs track is absolutely FANTASTIC. How am I nostalgic for a time I literally don't miss. Magic, I tell you.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Ever wonder what happens when your food sits on a counter at @tacobell for 30 minutes WHILE YOU ARE IN THE LOBBY ? They lost the order and then didn't bring it out. So We went in. And waited. I'll give you a hint... its not edible.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

He... he just suggsted The Purge. HOW IS THIS A RACE???

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Like... he done been knew

[Alicia Xitlali🌺 @MercyMe2314]

UMMM SIR?!

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Halloween is my yearly homage to one of my heroes and guiding lights, the incomparable and inspiring Penelope Garcia, brought to shining color by @Vangsness . Maybe a bit pink hair wise, but I like to think it would be appreciated.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Hey,@MODPizza twelve pieces of corn and cheese on what amounts to HALF of the pizza and the least amount of mushrooms possible? Do better.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Sometimes I cook, @chrissyteigen 's Cobb Salad with honey mustard ranch dressing. Y'all. Y'ALL. This salad is so, so good.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

@IntimatelyLuca LOVE. YOU.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

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Song of the day/night/week by @royalsugarband y'all, go and listen, I guarantee you won't regret it. Utter glam rock PERFECTION. I said what I said. https://t.co/N7pKkiOqyS

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Sorting through my stickers on a wild Saturday night. They are all @taylorswift13 and cats. I feel like that tracks.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Mechanical side of twitter... If my water heater breaker is literally OFF, how in the fuck do I still have hot water?

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

@amyschumer 's new special had me laughing so hard I choked on my ice cream.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

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@MercyMe2314 Not me absolutely muting everything and playing this at max volume. I love him.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

@MercyMe2314 @FOBDaily Oh my GOD

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

@SpotifyCares I don't know if you can help but for some reason my Spotify is disconcerting from my paired TV like Every ten minutes. It's a brand new kindle fire stick (literally delivered today) so that's not the issue. It's ONLY this device, I play for eight hours on another

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

This is SHAMEFUL at this point. I've been trying to get an issue with MOLD ON MY FOOD cleared up since Thursday night. I have been guaranteed contact @DoorDash_Help and told three times some e would contact me and DISCONNECTED when I asked why @DoorDash. MOLD. ON. MY. FOOD.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Pretty shocked at the customer service from @DoorDash_Help @DoorDash LITERAL mold on my food last night and I was told someone would reach out to me within 24 hours after repeated delays in the queue. Still nothing. Do better.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

@DoorDash_Help can you assist with this?

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Pretty shocked at the customer service from @DoorDash_Help @DoorDash LITERAL mold on my food last night and I was told someone would reach out to me within 24 hours after repeated delays in the queue. Still nothing. Do better.

[Helen @PtAndPercocet]

Pretty shocked at the customer service from @DoorDash_Help @DoorDash LITERAL mold on my food last night and I was told someone would reach out to me within 24 hours after repeated delays in the queue. Still nothing. Do better.