𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎

Aside from my resting bitch face, sarcasm, low social battery, dark humour & general dislike of most people.. I'm actually a fucking delight to be around 😌💚

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

Our titles are worthless because you weren't there? 🤔 Pfft 🙄😴
All won fair & square hunni.. fair & square 😘 🍀💚🍀

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

So we need Japan to absolutely batter Sweden, Egypt to beat Iran Spain to beat Uruguay and an Austrian win against Algeria? Ach it's easy peasy doon yer grannies bit
🤘🏻😆🤘🏻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #NoScotlandNoParty

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@yanisvaroufakis They are ALL mendacious mountebanks, not just him, sniveling wreck that he is, but. Every. Last. One. Of them. Right, left & everyone in-between. They couldn't care less about their constituents who are merely a number to them. ALL they care about is wealth & power, that's it.

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@Skankyhunt @aheadwarp9 @RogersHistory Ok skank ☺️ I sincerely apologise for responding to some American twat presenting lies & propaganda about UK politics as fact. His own country's politics definitely aren't farcical at all & I shouldn't have treated him with the contempt he deserved 😐

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@aheadwarp9 @RogersHistory I'd bet my left kidney that you typed all that without even blushing! Talking about rapists like thon walking toupee your kind loves to worship isn't one too 🤯 yes sir, you are indeed a fucking coconut!

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

having to QT but to the privileged 🤡 saying "but he supports the Iranian regime" freedom of speech includes the freedom to remain silent, unfortunately neither are a luxury afforded to ellite athletes under totalitarian regimes. Previous GK is still in solitary confinement btw

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

For those of you who don’t know, he grew up in extreme poverty, used to practice with rocks, then at 17 left his nomadic family and ventured to Tehran alone (without his father’s support), was homeless camping outside one of the soccer team camps until someone gave him a chance.

What a man.

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@AndyBurnhamGM Hold on to your girdle Myrtle because here comes yet another mendacious mountebank claiming if we stick with him the future is bright 😐 (btw if your inner voice popped up outta nowhere with "the future is Orange" I love you 🫡)

[✨️Messy Imarisha✨️ @queenimarisha]

Aww they had a minute of applause for Donny Strathie in the 76th minute 🥹 #ScoMar #WorldCup2026

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@Ollie_Davis @itvfootball I hate that sarcasm rarely travels well on the internet 😐 lol I still have to label texts with *sarcasm to people who've known me for years 😭

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

I normally hate when people blame the ref when things aren't going their way or they don't get the decision they want.. BUT this ref IS an absolute arsehole 🤨 no consistency to his decisions at all 😐#SCOMAR

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🇵🇹⭐ The Lisbon Lions

59 years ago today, eleven local Bhoys became immortal as #CelticFC defeated Inter Milan 2-1 to lift the European Cup 🏆

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🥇 Scottish Premiership Champions
🥇 Scottish Cup Winners

2025/26 DOUBLE WINNERS!

#CelticFC🍀🏆🏆

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@CelticFC Daizen! Ya wee beauty 💚

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

Jaysus Mary Joseph & the wee fuckin donkey! What's the script with this patter? "I won't be bothered if we don't win, at least it'd be going to a Celtic legend" WHIT?🤨 I beg your finest pardon Caz? Nah, has to be a hun masquerading as a Facebook maw 🎣 or something bc surely no

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@Stand_Free08 @JamTarts I love football rivalry as much as the next woman but if it ever got to the point where I was on Beyonce's internet ripping my own top teeth out & launching them across the room mid rant a think, after I'd slapped some sense into myself I'd maybe start watching cricket instead 😆

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@caim67 @nizpiper @JamTarts You're wasting your time trying to reason with these eejits lol they're the same people who said the footage of the handball was an "optical illusion" 😆 So of course they think a 🖕🏻 is a full on attack 🥴

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@Cindy_C84 lol as if your mob didn't knock fuck out each other in George Square in 2021 then rioted for days after it. Couldn't paint a brass fuckin neck on you eh Cindy 🤧 England's shame & Scotland's laughing stock 🖕🏻

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@JamieBrysonLLB Aye, congratulations.. on 2nd place 👏🏻 (3rd place for your mob aye?) Btw Jamie, are you maybe needing a wee welfare check? You might be a cretinous cunt but I wouldn't want you to string yersel up wae your sash or anything. Just sounds like you're having a wee breakdown?

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@Davidsani60 @CelticFC Fuck off Davo ya big dildo. That's about 50 AI slop comments you've left under the one post? Fuckin yappasaurus 🥱

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

CHAMPIONS AGAIN!

🏆 Celtic are crowned Champions of Scotland for the FIFTH season in a row!

Huge congratulations to Martin O’Neill and the Bhoys

#Champion5 | #CelticFC🍀🏆

[𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 @PublicDomain5]

@CelticFC Nice one! 🥳 🍀 Btw bit embarrassing the amount of boohooing in the comments when it was 2-2. Bet half of you have KTF tattoos as well 😂 It's never over till that whistle blows 🤷🏻‍♀️