Hockey Commenter

#ALLCAPS World Juniors 🇺🇸 & Memorial Cup Enthusiast. Occasionally tweet about football and basketball

[LOGAN MALFOY FÃ @LOGANCHAD1]

“tô indo acompanhar minha mãe na igreja hoje”

[Discussing Groyper @groypernewsTV]

🚨 BREAKING: Jake Shields credits his extremely high IQ to reading over 50 books this year.

Among his favorites are The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

[NHL @NHL]

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK IS A PERFECT 4-0-0 SINCE JOINING THE DEVILS 👀

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

McDavid only 1 point tonight

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

You were one of the most vocal advocates for the disastrous choices that produced this result

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

Come outside @Petey4Hart

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

These are the same people who thought Brady Tkachuk was going to go the whole season without registering a single point. @petey4hart will be quiet as a church mouse when water finds its level at the 30 GP mark (likely sooner)

[✪ @Petey4Hart]

COME OUTSIDE GAUTHIER

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

@TheCupitals Update?

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

This guy is unbelievable

[Greater Long Island @Greater_LI]

HONORING MOM: Islanders star Matthew Schaefer opens up about a new room named for his late mother, Jennifer, where children can find comfort and support while a parent undergoes cancer treatment at Northwell’s R.J. Zuckerberg Cancer Center.

[Capitals PR @CapitalsPR]

CAPS TODAY: Cole Hutson posted a +20 shot attempt differential at 5v5 on Sunday, the fourth-highest differential by any player in a game this season. Hutson’s 56.8 shot attempt percentage this season leads the Capitals: https://t.co/FGSR1qZRff

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

@jeromealanwood @barstoolsports Well, big cat isn’t a bears fan, but I understand your point

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

@skunkhunter808 Correct but even if he was scoring and at his same PPG pace as last year it’s still a bad take. McDavid has no peers in this league

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

There were real humans on this app saying they would draft Celebrini before McDavid

[Ben Pope @BenPopeCST]

Jeff Blashill said the Blackhawks' metrics gave them a 17-16 advantage in scoring chances.

"They scored on some tips; we didn’t as much. We competed hard. They’re a good team; they competed hard. They won the game, but it was a game that I think — if you take the emotion or the score out from clouding your vision — it’s a pretty even game and we lose it."

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

Rangers fans: whatever you do, don’t look at who went 13 picks later

[Axel Tape/Aitana Bonmatí Enjoyer #FIREDRURY @xab1ball]

Drury should be fired for the Emery pick alone

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

@VivaLaStool @raisingcanes Newton Dan still up to his usual larp I see

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

@BarstoolBigCat You’re a patriots fan from Newton Massachusetts not a midwestern nice guy bears fan

[Nate hockey stick emoji @capsf1sh]

Cole Hutson legacy game #LeavingWithSomething

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

Habs fans are in for such a rude awakening when it comes to their expectations for Hage, I watched Ryan Leonard more or less struggle right out of college and he had much better numbers than Hage across the board

[KB @Yogi_Bear17]

Hage in his like 10th year of college pushing 30 and ur comparing him to a guy drafted 4 months ago

[Hockey Commenter @PuckCommenter]

Brave

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

I’m not afraid to say it:

McDavid is a generational talent