Prime Minister of Pylons

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If you haven’t figured out this is a troll account yet, you need a lighter outlook on life

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@FreeAlbertaRob How democratic of the unelected chief of staff, supporting freedom of expression like that

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@arjunswritings @USAmbCanada Fuck off back to India, it’ll be safer for you when the war starts

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

That’s a lot of unlikely “what if” scenarios. The internet isn’t the real world, most people in real life are good people. Registries can already see your citizenship status as it’s required for certain provincial services, and if you’re discriminated against at a liquor store due to your citizenship there are measures you can take against them. Let’s be honest, in Alberta you’re a lot more likely to be discriminated against based on the colour of your skin. I’m a white immigrant, nobody has ever said shit to me, I’ve just had a few “oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you”.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

Notice how you ignored the fact I mentioned normally needing a warrant earlier? And now you’re ignoring everything else in that post (especially the part about stingrays), because it doesn’t fit your narrative?

You’re fitting the classic profile of a retarded cancervative sympathizer who can’t handle facts and the real world, you’re sticking your head in the sand because you don’t like what you’re reading.

This conversation is done, because you clearly lack even the most basic ability to actually have a conversation that moves forward. Go home, stick your fingers down your throat to make yourself throw up again, go shoot up some more meth, whatever you need to do to feel relaxed. You’re clearly raging far beyond the point of whatever little critical thinking ability you have.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 Nice little dirty delete there too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dumbass anorexic meth head

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 Keep it coming please 🤣🤣🤣 this is too fucking good. It’s adorable how much you’re trying to lie to prove a point you don’t have. Why hasn’t your husband shut you up yet?

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 I love how you just refuse to believe anything because you’re so desperate to be right 🤣🤣 go focus on your health, leave the adulting to the adults

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@ztisdale Ugh you’re still alive? What a shame

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 I used to work in telecom. You really aren’t very smart.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 Entry level, people like you work for people like me

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

I literally debunked what you said there 🤣 are you struggling to comprehend that? I guess you are since you said “blah blah clearly you know nothing” because you lack the intelligence to even slightly refute what I said.

And I’d rather you don’t hold my hand, I’d actually rather you stay completely out of sight so I can keep my lunch down.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @KWoldringh60061 @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 See, you’re incapable of actually articulating anything with any kind of intelligence 🤣 it all makes sense

At least now we know why you’ve never made it out of an entry level job. Stick to the kitchen where you belong

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 Clearly you’re the one who knows nothing about it 🤣

We desperately need minimum intelligence tests, it’s concerning that people like you are allowed to vote.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

I don’t understand what you people have against 15 minutes, like you’re mad the government wanna make your life more convenient?

The social credit score conspiracy is a sign of mental retardation

The government are literally moving away from emissions caps, if that’s what you’re referring to

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

Oh how naive you people are 🤣 that little android phone you’re typing away on? That has a GPS chip in it, and an IMEI number which is linked to your identity. That means the GPS in your phone is traceable to you individually. Anyone in the government with the right access and bad intentions could see where you are right now. Legally it requires a warrant, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to access without one. There is literally nothing from this “digital ID” shit you’re so worried about that would give the government any information they don’t already have.

It must be exhausting to live in the level of fear that you do.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PotatoRustler @ABDanielleSmith @AlienWarrior75 If it’s already happening, what are you worried about? Everyone knows the government can already see exactly where you are at any given time if they want to, so what are you so scared of?

Try and give a straight answer this time.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

The left: “waaaa waste of money”
The right: “waaaa *something about a digital ID conspiracy”

That’s the state of Alberta right now. Personally I think it’s great and convenient, credit where it’s due.

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

One Card. That’s it.

Starting July 2, Albertans can get a new driver’s licence or ID card that includes their healthcare number and proof of citizenship, all on one secure card at no additional cost.

No more flimsy paper cards. No more carrying multiple pieces of ID. Just a common-sense change that makes life easier.

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@crowbrr @ABDanielleSmith Alberta isn’t gonna be independent you fucking full sized retard

[Prime Minister of Pylons @PuckFuddleCGY]

@PheonixRising50 @ABDanielleSmith Your bank account is literally already linked to you