Sheldon Puck

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

The hour states that it is my arrival! Although I have been on this social media before, I lost my way deep in a cat, couldn't resist its 👄

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

jump to the left, jump to the right. or stand still you fuck im trying to talk to ya

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

pussy clogging is my day job

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

Those times when your in class and you cant pay attention bc yourr mind is in pussy clogging mode.

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

bucket hats are life. The amount of times someone as asked me if i have bucket and all i have to do is take off my hat#ALSIceBucketChallenge

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

live life as a an ant, ant no worries

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

TIP TOEING IN MY JORDANS (kidding dont wanna crease em )

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

hardest part about being a Beauty, is rocking no sleeves like mans getting chillz

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

wanna know the key to my heart? yes? venti strawberry frappacino with extra whip motha fucka

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

When the time comes, you cant choose to not be ready you gotta get up and SUCKIT up or just go for a smoke break bc those are accepted#world

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

I wish I was living the llife of the guy in the barbie world music video by aqua #sigh

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

Immmmmmm falling in love (Uh huh honey) (with a-money)

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

I like to play beer pong around 7am because im #withtheboys #fortheboys #BEAUTY

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

Just designed the sickest shoes! check out my banner (Will send link if you like them) (For 5$)

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

I want to fuck yu hard on the sink, maybe l8er giver u someting 2 drank

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

@silas_bennett Should of said the sock actually a condom so we could fuck right here

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

luck is for the good. cheese with butter and some apple sauces is for the better. i would personally enjoy some dirty crackers with OGleadFU

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

you know what time it is??? TIME TO GET THAT MONEY

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

@MaraCasey yes

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

@MaraCasey hey ill catch you if we can go to prom