Melanie

What do you want to know?

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@OJoelsen Delusional is as delusional does… One day, there will begin ‘the after times’. 😬🤪🥸

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Every autumn, Canadians engage in a yearly competition nationwide.
It is not for the faint of heart and takes incredible willpower.
We do it to test our resolve and mettle and it makes us all stronger.
We call it:
"Who will be the last Canadian to turn on the furnace?"

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@MrGlobal2025 #truth

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@BinkyBaxter1 @jurgen_nauditt Sad part is I think Beavis & Butt-head could run things better than this poor excuse for a circus. Just sayin.

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

A stat that might be interesting to know is how many years of service/experience this regime has forced to retire, resign or out and out fired, from the Armed Services. @willsommer @samstein @Timodc

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

In a world full of Charlie Kirk Christians be a Dolly Parton Christian

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@OJoelsen A fire dies when there’s no oxygen to feed it…. A malignant narcissist without an audience is the bully who can no longer bother anyone. Just sayin’.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone.

This is always how I will remember her.

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

.@MalcolmNance @JKaarsbo @WajeehLionn Your thoughts on such an operation…? 🤣
Love your daily show!
❤️🇨🇦

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Tonight I can confirm that our brave Canada Geese have conducted a successful goose dropping campaign on the Bedminster Golf Club in what we're called Operation Sh*t The Bedminster. This comes after recent actions taken by the unneauted human leadership south of our border.😼🇨🇦

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@AdamKinzinger I laughed about the same!! 🤣

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Democrats should introduce national paid sick and parental leave and call it the MITCH Act. If you can be missing from your job for months as a U.S. Senator and still collect your full paycheck, working Americans should get the same deal.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hey guys, since you released faucis diary maybe now we can do the Epstein files?

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

Do you have any idea how shit at your job you have to be to have 55 European countries actually agree on something 😂

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

I knew he was crooked, but is it possible that Gianni Infantino is even more crooked than an 🍊 🤡?? Just a thought. #WaterFindsItsOwnLevel

[CTV News @CTVNews]

'The Don of Dung': Portrait of Donald Trump painted with horse manure sold at Canadian art show https://t.co/Nt32DMszzq

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@Bvweir Now it seems you could add Polio to that list…

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

@OJoelsen Reeks of desperation.
Every statement is an admission, and projection.

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

.@lawyeroyer @acosta @KatiePhang

https://t.co/JVycuB6liy

[Melanie @PuddleJoy]

Oh my…
If this isn’t the best…

🤣

https://t.co/EikerQsouR