Earl Miller

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[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

If only women were like a loose fitting, spin them with a wrench and they get tighter

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

I’m buysexual I’ll buy anything

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Would you rather give someone the first 90 percent or the last 10

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Fuckin honker stomped em

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Becka the pecka wrecka

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it’s fun while you’re doing it but in the end you’re just fucking yourself

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Tweaker one nine tweaker one nine I can see you peeking through the blinds, over

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

You gotta just shit out the ass god gave you

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

That belt is a lot like those condoms ribbed for her pleasure, turn it around and it’s dual purpose.

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

“Twat” is that a technical term?

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

They don’t make shoes out of pussy because when they get wet they fall off, they don’t make wallets out of pussy because they turn into duffel bags

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

“This is the United States of America, you have the right to hate who you want when you want.”

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

Mother nature is on her schedule, not yours

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

“It’s like bangin a cougar you gotta lube the fuck outta it”

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

@maxncheese1 Smokin Ganga, he’s a heavy smoker

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

It takes a lot more energy to hate someone rather than like them

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

I won’t fuck over the boys anymore, I promise- Jim lahey

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

I’m not sniffing my finger after scratching ass, well depends on who’s ass I’m scratching

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

“Hey I don’t know if I can do this” “hey see your wiener over there on the ground, now go pick it up and put it back on”

[Earl Miller @PuffTips707]

“I’m going to grab my pliers and try to straighten out those kinky hoses” “that’s usually what the back of my hand is for, straightening out kinky hoes”