First off, I would like to thank everyone for the support throughout my life. With that being said I will now be decommitting from the Texans and I am opening up my recruitment to every other fan base.
My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence