HamiltonJPug ☮️

Constable Hamilton J Pug reporting for duty! I hate horses, TV commercials and conservatives. Sometimes my dad tweets for me but he's not as funny.

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

Hi, everypuggy! Dad said "I'm tired of this dumb birb yelling profanities at me from the sadness machine," so he's taking a break from Twitter.

However, so as not to deprive you of meeeee, go follow me on Instapug.

https://t.co/NtqKrELrPy

[DFW Pug Rescue Club @DFWPugRescue]

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[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

Message for climate protesters: artists are not responsible for global warming. If you want to draw attention to this issue go spray paint the corporate hq’s and factories that are the leading contributors to this crisis. That would help educate the public. This is mere vandalism

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Got this hilarious email from ⁦@TuckerCarlson⁩ “researcher.”

Yes, I am absolutely looking for ways to repair the hordes of western equipment in Ukraine. That will help Ukraine defeat Russia on the battlefield.

In answer to your question, we have made $0.00.

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@megataros @DogStumpy @miffy941 @am_reports Why are you here? Do you just troll small accounts looking for fights?

You literally call out a rural Idahoan for saying another rural Idahoan doesn't speak for all rural Idahoans and then get pissed when someone says you're wrong. Which you are.

Dipshit.

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@DogStumpy She told me it's because she didn't have enough dough to make your butt lol

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

Hey, look @DogStumpy , momma made me a cookie

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

Enlarged Munch is suspending people from his absolutist free speech platform because they're making fun of him.

I think that's gross and I literally eat poop.

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@elonmusk 🖕

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@elonmusk 🖕

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

Trumpers & Elon Muskers are flooding my inbox with racist threats because I’m the Founder of @TribelSocial. Apparently, it’s driving them nuts that I’m a Mexican immigrant who created a fast-growing, pro-democracy Twitter alternative. If you have my back, please RT & join Tribel!

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@elonmusk 🖕

[loren bouchard @lorenbouchard]

Yup. I see it.

[Stumpy the Sausage Dog @DogStumpy]

I'm getting a new bby kitten brother tomorrow here's what I think of that

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@GreenEllsworth

[Stumpy the Sausage Dog @DogStumpy]

Showing up the first day of mandatory return to the office like

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@lorenbouchard given the original idea of the show, was the Teddy character at all based on Ed Gein?

[HamiltonJPug ☮️ @PugHamilton]

@RandyZabel @JemarTisby But that curiosity doesn't go anywhere. Christians eventually reach a point where they have to shrug their shoulders and say "welp, that's god for ya."

The ones who continue asking questions are usually no longer Christians. Source: Me, no longer Christian.

[Stumpy the Sausage Dog @DogStumpy]

There was a nurse in the transplant wing at the children's hospital named Kim. She was really nice and I liked her a lot, got on well with her. One day I was having a rough go of it and was sobbing a lot. I don't remember being uncooperative but I won't say I wasn't?