Stumpy the Sausage Dog

'Two dogs long and half a dog high'- Samuel L. Jackson

[Stumpy the Sausage Dog @DogStumpy]

@NetflixDogs #netflixdogstory A cool guy I follow on Twitter @LaptopShopWH was putting a dachshund up for adoption. So I flew to Florida from washington state to meet a guy I've never met, in a Walmart parking lot outside Orlando. Stumpy was worth maybe ending up on Dateline ;)

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@BasedMikeLee What about this is partisan? A Democrat started a fire which killed probable Democrats and burned homes of probable Democrats. It's more likely working class vs rich.

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@MyOwnMartyr @BasedMikeLee ...against all the rich Hollywood Democrat homes he burned.

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@Pastures_Green_ @davidhogg111 if this kid is looking for purpose, you should get him onboard

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@PropagandaFae @libertarianesqu @hipearlrose Yep - along with saying "I'm sorry this happened".

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@Acyn Can't be charged taxes on what you didn't "earn", and then to be able to write it off as a donation. Win-win 🙄

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@lordesbbqribs Ratings go up when things happen that are unexpected. The actresses are upset that expected things didn't happen. Writers need to worship at the altar of ratings in order to keep the show going.

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@Miked2097832 @hannahdreier Nursing homes are one of the biggest employers of just-released felons. No one wants to change adult diapers, so? And they're already murderously expensive, so you can't make the hourly pay worth it.

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@jeremykauffman Mass shooting -> convo about gun control: "Now is not the time for politics!"
Mass fire -> jokes about DEI: "hehe herdedurr"

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@thomashawk Besides, while one can see the benefit to a person getting rehab regardless of how, it's a slippery slope to reeducation camps. Rehab IS to alter a person's behavior to be more societally acceptable 'for their own good'.

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@thomashawk The danger posed by his drug use is not what the law concerns itself with, which is, is he going to go out and do a bowling alley on people? No? Then arresting him for public drug use or whatever is pretty much the only option for action.

[Stumpy the Sausage Dog @DogStumpy]

@beatonna When I had my tonsils out, my husband tucked me in bed and asked if he could get me anything.
"A sheet cake" I said.
He laughed, thinking I was joking.
"Vanilla cake with vanilla icing, plz."
He got me my cake ❤️

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@babbymd As a student at uni, I went to see my gp when I had had the flu (puking and no appetite) for 3 weeks. Sh
e looks at my weight on the chart (160) and says hmm. Too bad we can't let this work for a little while.

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@CobraEconomics @MichaelEHayden @Target How many kids are like you know what? I'm gay. And it's because I saw a shirt at Target.

[jake p @JakePechtel]

Road construction crew with a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag at mile 158 on 96W heading from Detroit to Lansing.

My dudes… Brandon literally made it possible for your company to have this contract.

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@HillaryWon16 @frostharding1 @AnonOpsUnited2 @McCainSuzanne @seanfeucht It's Bethel Media - probably the church's AV or something. Bethel is another Waco waiting to happen.

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@GraceSeybold @MsEmilyEdwards That's actually a good tool. Thanks for sharing!

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@DavidDucker7 @JoConklin_ @remembrancermx You should stone adulterers - it says so in the bible. I didn't invent the bible but it's been around for centuries and disagreeing with it is a clown move

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@olivicmic @Esqueer_ Nooooo :( ugh. How sad :(

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@JANEMCARTHUR11 A lot of US school funding is tied to attendance - I wonder how long before some US schools can't afford to stay open due to a sustained high number of absences.