Luke Porter

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@DPGeraghty One hell of a Sunday night lol

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

Somehow I ended up at work tonight in a tyvek suite

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

Talking to a girl:
Girl: what do you do?
Frat bro: I make Whiskey
Me: I play with poop..(I'm building a sewage treatment plant)

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

To be honest there are worse places to be stuck for a day then Potsdam

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

The fact that it is the only flight to BWI today makes everything better....

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

Finding out your flight is cancelled while hungover at 7am is not a great way to start the day

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@Its_FaceTime Both - but boot first so you don't waste Dunkin

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

All beers look better in a bucket of ice.

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

My coworker is currently ignoring his wife in labor to watch a baseball game #goals

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

One of the perks of moving all the time is that I don't have much stuff

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@KaylieKlavoon Damn I'm jelaous! Well for the fact you almost got to go....not work haha

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@KaylieKlavoon Didn't you just get down here haha?

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

I have yet to go to an O's game this year and it is killing me

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

This is first Saturday in months that I haven't worked or had plans and I have absolutely no idea how to relax

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@smithem93 With my luck I'd end up with some weirdo

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

Perusing Baltimores Craigslist for a new apartment/roommate(s) may be a low

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

Everyone I know has these fun Memorial Day plans....only thing I get to look forward to is my OSHA 30 course

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

I don't know why I even bother pre-making lunches anymore, I always forget them at home

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

So charred octopus is pretty good

[Luke Porter @PukeLorter16]

@b_m4rie Haha yea I bought my tickets for this weekend like a month ago