Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@AuntSassyAss 🇺🇦

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I’d rather get a pap smear from Edward Scissor hands than watch any second of the inauguration.

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@CyrusMMcQueen

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

There are now thousands of disgruntled MAGAs in D.C. who are angry they're not allowed inside the Capitol. What could go wrong?

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

and y'all want to invade Canada?!

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@theliamnissan Why can’t you be more like that wonderful Irishman Chris Hemsworth?

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

When your 3YO nephew loves The Nutcracker, especially when the Mouse King is vanquished, but when people ask what his favorite part was he just says, “The killing.”

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump has threatened to invade Greenland, Panama, Mexico, Canada, and more—and he’s not even president yet. Sit down.

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@HalfwayPost

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@NotTodayEric

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@PonchoRebound Replace “get fired” with “die” and it still works.

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

Their motto: Let’s Stay Healthy Together

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

@CollinMurr His music just sizzles!

[Collin Murr @CollinMurr]

Wait, the composer on Heretic is named Crispy Bacon?

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Whoa look at the moon it’s huge!

Phone camera: lol is it?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense?

It’s almost like Republicans are just racist.

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

Michelle Obama is not planning on attending Donald Trump’s inauguration, which means she will have missed 2 high profile funerals recently:
Jimmy Carter’s and the nation’s.

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

“I just bought this sweater with the cutest shorebird stitched on the back.”
“Plover?”
“No, cardigan.”
#LunchPun

[Princess Twisenelda Wiffenpickle @PulitzerMorgan]

At 100 years old, Jimmy Carter had outlived all previous deceased presidents when he passed away.

Proving that nice guys do, indeed, finish last.