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[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

For anyone in any doubt https://t.co/vOTfUyr6Oo

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

*Quietly puts controller on the side, turns console off, picks console up, and drops it out of the window*

[Barry Fratelli @BazFratelli]

Mad bastard 🙌🏻

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Petition to spell ROOF like ROOLF so that it’s FLOOR backwards.

[Lee Trott @MC372]

You HAVE to watch this.... Boston Dynamic's ATLAS robot dancing to 'The Contours - Do You Love Me' is so insane, and futuristic, and perfectly 2020.... SOUND ON:

[Wrighty @_Wrighty7]

This is getting dangerous now. Time to call it a day for this season and award the title to whoever is 15th in the league.

[Kings on NBCS @NBCSKings]

BUDDY HIELD. AT THE BUZZER. GAME.

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: https://t.co/fmhcfTunbm

[Dr Paddy Docherty @paddydocherty]

This is what the Russian Ambassador had to say about wrecking the UK ⬇️😠 How do #Brexit types still think that *they* are the patriots?! 😖✊🌹🇪🇺 #RussiaReport #ToryTraitors #ToriesOut #resist @BylineTimes @peterjukes

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

My god. It’s difficult to even put into words what needs to be said on this. If this doesn’t make you deep down gut wrenchingly angry you’re not human. How did we ever allow this incomprehensibly incompetent & negligent Government anywhere near office

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Christ alive man. The messages about how people don't like wearing masks. None of us do, you tiresome bellends. It's not like the rest of us are dancing down the fucking street about it.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Wake to news we are spending hundreds of millions on red tape to deal with border checks that were never going to happen because we had an oven ready deal and they needed us more than we needed them. Utter madness. Brexit the worst act of self harm by a single country ever