Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians
Things that are more enjoyable than this:
1) giving @joebiden a deep tissue massage;
2) visiting Raqqa whilst wearing a big Star of David around my neck;
3) listening to a Beatles medley as sang by Celine Dion;
4) injecting Ebola into my eyeballs whilst Bono screams one of his shite songs into my ear.
We have just a couple of places left for our FREE beginners' Social Media Masterclass @Everton FC on Tues at 10am with brilliant presenter @stedevaney@EITC
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