Pumpkin Spice Lit

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a pumpkin spiced latte.

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@MsBSK My account got shut down by Twitter before then.

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There was no possibility of drinking another pumpkin spiced latte that day.

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Now, I’m not going to deny that I was aware of your deliciousness.

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Pumpkin spice latte, he said, I have waited for this opportunity for more than half a year.

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Two lattes diverged in a Starbucks booth,
And sorry I could not drink them both

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he could feel the pumpkin spice latte and the caffeine made his heart go like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes
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Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in pumpkin spice.

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Shall I compare thee to an autumn’s day?
Thou art a latte, yet more pumpkiny:

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The only drinks for me are the pumpkin spiced ones, the ones who are spiced to live, spiced to be saved.

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He has the appearance of a latte lovely with coffee and cream but is in fact only a pumpkin drizzle.

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"You probably resent the fact that you’re at Starbucks and might get your drink served at any second."
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A little blue-green planet so amazingly primitive they still think pumpkin spice lattes are a pretty neat idea. https://t.co/eyMndSP4Rp

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We creep in upon ourselves and with big eyes stare into the night…and thus we wait for the lattes. https://t.co/FKmJIpgXQ5

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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving a pumpkin spice latte and the telephone. https://t.co/bizmKSxvzb

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There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a PSL binge. https://t.co/wfRZQr24tH

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That distant afternoon when his father took him to discover pumpkin spice lattes.

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We’ve seen where their way leads, towards the slaughterhouse, toward pumpkin-flavored frothiness. https://t.co/UXxb7JGwwB
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He had won the victory over himself.

He loved Pumpkin Spice Latte.

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