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I'll make you #HowlwithLaughter

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My running shoes haven't moved an inch since I bought them. Disappointing.

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Midwives help people out.

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My 2 year old niece made her first pun today:

Mom: No, you can't have the donut
Niece: Donut tempt me.

So proud! 😁

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I wasn't sure if I liked my new haircut but it's definitely growing on me. #Puns #dadjokes

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Why didn't Loki want to talk about his family history?

It was a Thor subject.

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Noticed the ladies restroom door was missing the 'W'.

Told my daughter that sign was a bad omen.

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With all the kneeling and standing during a catholic mass, would that be considered Cross Fit? @jaesondaniel ?

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People ask me if I get my terrible jokes from the internet, to which I reply: nope, they're home groan.

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What is a missionary's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

#puns #ChristianHumor

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it

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Is it better to clean clothes by hand or in the machine? In the end I think it's a wash. #Cleanhumor #puns

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Not sure if I care for the longer #GameOfThrones episode format, they just seem to dragon. #Puns #StarkOutlook

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How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it. #Itburns #Eclipse #Puns

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I hate Russian dolls, they are so full of themselves.

-From a friend

#Russians #RussiantoConclusions #Puns

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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. #Boom #Puns

Courtesy @peteconstant

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Taking the kids to sundae school. #puns @Dreyers

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Would a vulgar powerline worker be considered an offensive lineman? #Puns @PGE4Me @NFL

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My coworkers are discussing where to buy the best pita bread, I insisted it is a naan issue. #puns #middleeats

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Redneck celebrity pub crawl: Stars and Bars #GeneralLeeLookedDownUpon #puns