Reginald T Witherspoon

I like to pick things up and put them down

[Reginald T Witherspoon @PunchMcThrust]

@EKrietlow @Mericamemed Translation:

I've never been in the military and think I'm hard

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@MoronMining It's a well known fact that tr00n discourse and philosophy is perpetually 8-12 years behind even those with the downest of syndromes

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@RepThomasMassie What do I say if I'm an unpaid troll?

I simply have a passion for the game

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@Tablesalt13 The US gets less than 1% of its electricity from Canada. Go ahead

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@Howlingmutant0 I'm starting to think MrChildPorn here is up to no good

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@PresidentGrizz @AkkadSecretary This is a good explanation of the rationale behind it

It's also dumb as hell imo

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@MattWalshBlog Shaq

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@thedailymemes_ Real answer: the math doesn't work. Log_1(10) asks what power 1 must be raised to in order to get 10, but every power of 1 is 1. The sin of any multiple of 2pi is 0, and both t and f can't be isolated to find a value, since this is an expression and not an equation

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@TheCinesthetic Relevant video
https://t.co/FY3nBksnmB

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@justalexoki The creation of the OG Israel was mandated by God in the OT. Seems pretty nationalist, no?

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@fakeaccoun69420 @WithNightDanger

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Beautiful

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

A guy is drinking with his buddy at the pub. They get proper trashed; the guy throws up all over himself.

"Oh no!" he exclaims, “my wife’s gonna kill me! She said she'd leave me if I came home drunk gain.”

His friend says, “Don’t worry, pal. Put a tenner in your pocket and tell her you only had one beer and then a drunk threw up on you and gave you money to have it cleaned.”

"Brilliant!" The guy sticks the tenner in his pocket, and stumbles home.

His wife meets him at the door and goes ballistic about the late hour, the drinking, and the vomit all over his shirt.

“Relax, honey - I can explain. I only had one drink, and then a drunk at the bar threw up all over me, but he put a tenner in my pocket to cover the cleaning.”

She reaches into his pocket and pulls out the cash. “This is a twenty?”

He replies: “I know. He also shit my pants.”

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@WNuggets37106 @RekietaLaw 10/10

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@tricky2386 Don't duck her yet, I'm still in line at the concessions stand

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@andtwofortea @bumbadum14 My professors were professionals and didn't try sleep with me, actually

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Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Trump confirms ICE proceedings against Ilhan Omar over alleged fraud.

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@alexstein99 Dat nigga dead