braai engineer

braai/acc. I put the ai in braai. making software for 20+ yrs. BEng E&E w/Comp Sci. #Clojure. EACL AuthZ: 🤠🎸 @IndianaTunes on IG. 🔥🪵 @BraaiSim

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

Netcel now supports differential dataflow

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@competitionreal when her mascara runs

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@passtherocke

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@Motor1com Claudi Code

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@Motor1com All aboard the clankmobile!

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

a wrap what drips is a wrap that trips

so you’re telling me that in order to eat this wrap, it must first be wrapped again?
abject failure of a product.

souvlaki? shwarna? gyros? tacos?
disaster.

hamburger? a noble idea, corrupted by sauce.

burrito - sure, I can see the vision.

pizza? it comes close, but you need the box.

ah, but the sandwich…the humble sandwich
total cultural victory - goated, even

what a product the sandwich is –
truly, the leatherman of foods.

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

for the first time since the 1950s – when every American family was watching The Honeymooners @ ~7pm – the twitter timeline delivers the greatest show on Earth we can watch together and participate in, in real time

never before in history, has there has been such a great cultural revolution for my fellow Asians to learn the art of braai

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@LeadingReport 360 Minutes

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@Jonathan_Witt @Apple did they untag themselves from this somehow?

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oh wow. Leonard from Big Bang Theory (Johnny Galecki) played in Suicide Kings (1997) starring Christopher Walken

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

There are 3 vibecoding bottlenecks:
1. writing specs,
2. waiting for frontier models,
3. waiting for tool calls, incl. compilation.

No. 1 is not going away.
No. 2 is solved by edge models running @ 17k TPS with hardwired weights.
No. 3 is solved by dynamic languages with a REPL, because in a vibecoding world, you can't wait 45 minutes for a production Rust build. I can see no other outcome, so therefore dynamic languages are inevitable.

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

@justalexoki L-theanine

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@catalinmpit If you want performance, SolidJS on frontend talking to any backend via websockets: https://t.co/HnxKSb1ZCn

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@dreamsaster https://t.co/twMcCfMT9Z

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@GuzzleGuinness braai engineer

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@OtsileJK https://t.co/GfuVU2NEsy

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

Why is no one talking about the maximum payload of the Jetour T2?

The total allowable payload is 375 kg for driver + passengers + cargo. All T2 variants:

- 1.5T: Maintenance weight 1700 kg / Total mass 2075 kg → 375 kg payload
- 2.0T Comfort: 1840 kg / 2215 kg → 375 kg
- 2.0T Lux: 1880 kg / 2255 kg → 375 kg

So you think you're buying a R550k SUV, but if you transport 4x people @ 80kg + 56kg luggage = 376kg and the chassis or suspension fails, or you get in an accident, the warranty is void and insurance won't pay out because you exceeded the payload limits.

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

@JaulaDePerreo @HunterBiden “We’ve assembled a crack team.”

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if he keeps poasting like this he might get a presidential twitter pardon

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

@notcee_fan The Faculty (1998)

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@VicVijayakumar maybe a fuse blew? checked wall plugs for a short, or maybe a mouse got electrocuted

or 11yo lit up a Marlboro

[braai engineer @BraaiEngineer]

@HotForMoot https://t.co/RRUdXxgscI

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life