Punished Wordcel

"We must be fricking epic about what we pretend to be."

Creating shareholder value through insightful shitposts and occasional essays 🚬

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I'm sneaking in even older tricks into the book to give everyone Mandela effect

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"There are powerful enemies all around us! Get on your horse, we need to escape right now!"
The ever-collected Gyro Zeppeli:

[Walmart Bill Hwang @WalmartHwang]

Jensen was cheating on the Chinese spy. Love is dead 💔

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Bullish.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: It's been revealed Jensen Huang's alleged Chinese spy mistress was introduced to him by her own husband, who appeared to “accept his wife's romantic relationship” with the Nvidia CEO for two years. — WSJ

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@Esdeath_core Baby

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@favwontmiss That funny sound my deteriorating knees make

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@Marcus_cel Don't be so harsh on yourself, it's clearly chargem

[le sigh dot com @kneesockhuffer]

No mom i cant tell you how school was today its called opsec

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@frieren_babe Idk I don't really keep track if I'm hard when I'm laughing

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@TheMemeVerseHq I hope all that's optional and that Lucia can come back from prison and get a good whiff of my male living space

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@justalexoki And they'll be livestreaming it, too

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Bill Skarsgård is the only person I've seen who has "mogging" set as his default expression

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Bill Skarsgård says he uses his Pennywise voice if his kids misbehave

“He can slip in there, slip out and then Nosferatu can pop in. There's a whole colorful bunch of schizophrenic daddy.”

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@tonyrigatonee Wouldn't wanna be a brokie, so I might have to pick up a second job

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Gay to cuck timeline

[𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗽 @nobrainflip]

it’s really that simple.

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Playing "Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas to celebrate Woke 3.0

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@hondafrazier Uhhh welcome to Woke 3 I guess

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Soy sauce implies the existence of Chud sauce

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Emerging from the bathroom and announcing to the entire household THE GOAT IS WASHED

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@picotop He's onto something tbh

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@sheebadigeebies Saving this for the future Gift of Appolo post