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Pan, disabled veteran, geek. May actually be a penguin. She/her.

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@fakedansavage Legit thought those were crayons and the Corps was just embracing the stereotype.

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@Green_Footballs Because:

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Thank God we don’t have a female president. She’d be so emotionally volatile and obsessed with her appearance!

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God damnit. https://t.co/L4cWFOX2wx

[DC Women Kicking Ass @dcwomenkicknass]

Ugh ugh ugh https://t.co/ztdY35HifE

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@realDonaldTrump Facts aren’t insults. You are old.

[Sally Yates @SallyQYates]

POTUS embraces Putin yet again telling world he believes former KGB agent’s denial of attack on our election over our own Intel public servants, calling them “political hacks.” Disturbing and shamelessly unpatriotic, on Veterans Day no less.

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@Criswell Perfect and I am totally using it.

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And now I’m agreeing with Mitt Romney because this is the absolute strangest timeline. #BelieveWomen https://t.co/YqVTKllosn

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Innocent until proven guilty is for criminal convictions, not elections. I believe Leigh Corfman. Her account is too serious to ignore. Moore is unfit for office and should step aside.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Finally, with 280 characters I can summon Cthulhu. THE PROPHESY WILL BE COMPLETE!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nog Chaugnar Faugn Yoggoth hupadgh nnnathg ya Cthulhuagl, y'hah ooboshu naflsyha'h hai nashagg naflshtunggli s'uhn hafh'drn cphlegeth ya Nyarlat

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It begins. https://t.co/ULiBZidaXG

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Two dozen octopuses crawled to shore en masse and no one knows why https://t.co/fjUliF8xtc

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@ColumbiaBugle Because they’re the only people who will work for shit wages. Stop defunding public education.

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Same, tbh. https://t.co/72Xd5ImK9a

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Flake & McCain just voted to let financial institutions block you from suing them.

Remember this next time you want to heroize them.

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@casuallypsycho

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

I am stunned by John Kelley's lies about a black woman who he called an 'empty barrel.' https://t.co/cqA2pQ3vWp via @msnbc

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Wisconsin’s voter ID law blocked tens of thousands from polls & tipped state to Trump. My cover story @motherjones https://t.co/gkWVv321JN

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Hey @EdWGillespie, you don't want people to know that @realDonaldTrump endorsed you. So I'm trying to let folks know. Cheers! https://t.co/RHHFlr140H

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To get your kids to take their immunizations without fussing, tell them not to throw away their shot. #Hamilton #Hamilkids