Joke The Yoker

Year 7 badminton doubles champion. Year 4 school attendance certificate holder. Life essentially peaked in primary school.

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Maybe I'm biased because it's down the road, but Beaconsfield has to be up there

[SP @sspencerukk]

Finally some proper British journalism 👏

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Best make plans to move now because there's no way Reform won't win the next General Election

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@WuPacAP I think your assessment is spot on – pretty much how I felt when it was first released. I was very excited about a Kurupt solo album in 1998, and while it has some bangers, a few duds as well. Also, that Dre collab was super disappointing

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@RealTimVine Is it an Onana or is it a torch?

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@xAviation Ro-, ro-, rotate your boat
Gently down the stream

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No idea about greatest but some favourites that come to mind:

Bun B – Murder
RA – Uncommon Valor
Jehst – England
Pharoahe – Stray Bullet
Nas – NY State of Mind (1)
El-P – Huzzah Remix
Big Pun – Dream Shatterer (1)
Krumbsnatcha – Make Em Pay

[TonyDaDome @TonyDaDome]

What are the 5 Greatest Verses in Hip Hop history?
#HipHop

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@freemusicempire Between Marcberg and Nineteen Nighty Now

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Wu Tang flan ain't nuthin to munch quick

[The Wholesome Fuckin Show  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Wu Tang Flan

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@tamoorh As in Helsinki, Sweden?

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My biggest issue is that he chose the three most obvious NYC artists. If he said Kool Keith, Tragedy Khadafi and Masta Ace, I would've been impressed

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Mamdani chooses uber-capitalists Biggie, Nas and Jay-Z among his five favorite rappers. Is it a pivot to center? https://t.co/A7f9hsHPO1

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Why do we listen to people who talk complete nonsense? My wife works in a school, and teachers are leaving because they're overworked and underpaid compared to the corporate world. But all of them say that best part of the job is and always will be the students

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Every teacher I know personally is leaving the profession because students have become unteachable. They don’t read, they don’t talk to each other, they have no curiosity, no passion, no interest in learning. Giving kids unfettered access to screens has ruined a generation.

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@_tim_burke I did out of curiosity a while ago as it had been 20-odd years – I still love Bustaz, even though it dissed my beloved DPG faves. Not the best example of that west coast sound, but some bangers on this for sure

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*People* killed. It always being about Americans is what starts this shit in the first place

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Grandmaster Flash explaining the origins of his DJ technique and hip-hop itself.

[Q NO RAP NAME @qnorapname_]

taps sign perpetually forever

[Football Fans Against Fascism @Class1Action]

This asset stripper lives in Monaco & pays no income tax in the UK, but feels entitled to opine on how OUR taxes are spent, while badmouthing immigrants as ‘invaders’ & benefit leeches. This is the same guy who expects the government to cough up OUR taxes to rebuild Old Trafford.

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

I think this notoriously right-wing tax exile billionaire who is also a howling dickhead might be a wrongun

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G-Funk Intro

[` @schiz04renic]

** MEN & MEN ONLY **

Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

[Kyri @Chuparos]

Players showed real Carrickter today.