Gaped Meatholes

Don’t look at me

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

This is a nice story until you realise he’ll never know :(

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

@rad_milk <3333

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

@rad_milk How about a jaw breaker and it’s me punching your face

[deg @degg]

my password for the mcdonalds app is Burgers69

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

If you aren't born a gamer, you can become one after being bitten by the gamer spider (a white recluse)

[deg @degg]

*dusts off an old wooden box from the attic* come take a look at this kids, this is my childhood penis

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

Lining the walls of my anus with glow in the dark stars #thisisthe90s

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

The inside of my brain feels like wet macaroni and is ceasing to process and work correctly ... #RetirementPlanning

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

Okay look at me

[Gaped Meatholes @PuppetTurd]

Don’t look at me