Poptart

I literally just shitpost and bask in cringe. Twitter is a dumpster fire and I'm the resident fire retardant racoon.

[End H-1b Now! @EndH1BNow_]

Today we learned that India is actually a 4th world country

[Coffee-Art-Moomin James @Joominmames]

@yaoi_rapist @PalmyrPar Basically we outsourced the security that makes https:// secure to India and they were so retarded they made the access passwords between 1-5 characters long

Now all web services and browsers are scrambling to make things secure again

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

WHAT

[M⛏️M @MoronMining]

“Boys will be boys” is something mothers say about their sons when they're getting muddy in the back yard, but for some reason feminists have co-opted the phrase and applied it to r*pe or something

[Billy @vaxxedBTBBE1965]

Saw it on Instagram

[Knight-Protector of Chuubas ⚡️🪼 |🔌🐰|🐺🎖|🕸️🧵 @protector_sad]

Unfortunately, Bioware really only had 3 distinct options going forward.
(I am probably not the first person to make this joke)

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me, cuddling my cat to my chest: I love you, but you are so stupid
Cat: purr
Me: you keep eating plastic. That's not food. You can't eat it. You can't.
Cat: purr
Me, tears in my eyes: my beautiful stupid idiot. I love you.

[Sebastian Wolff @SebastianWolff]

emudhra is at the four-front of security

[Gbay99 @Gbay99]

BRO BRD IS HUUGE

[🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮 @hoshizorarock]

ポーランドも仲間に加わった👀♡

[eirinpatriot @tohofuny]

The only time a German was funny and they immediately had him sent to his death

[Ben Desprets @bendesprets]

cloudflare: lava lamps for true randomness

eMudhra:

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Man stops mass murder: Go fund me denied.

Crazy “mom” kills her 3 kids: Millions of dollars.

Make it make sense

[Questbroski @TheQuestBroski]

Watching League of Legends youtubers quietly retire to the lush green WoW fields where they run around and experience joy for the first time is genuinely one of my favorite genres of video.

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

What do you mean an Indian company fucked 50+% of the internet because their certificate key was “4”????