The Purdue Caboose

0 pulitzers; 3 Cease and Desist Letters; 1 shitty news source #IUSucks

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Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by your purdue account password expiring.

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@spectatorindex @LifeAtPurdue You watching closely?

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@ATcantspell Only the best for our fans

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@PurdueCaboose "Do you recall me imploring students to not sit like warts on dill pickles" DEAD

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Verbatim, for your viewing pleasure, we have the 7 page dossier released to around 200 of Purdue's fine Engineering students in the wee hours of this morning https://t.co/Kyk1U7rKSr

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car salesman: *slaps roof of WALC*

This bad boy can fit so many nearly useless work spaces

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@AbbyShepherd2 You inspired us

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Spoken like a true Hoosier https://t.co/cawhWDyHb4

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My school races airplanes what does your school do? https://t.co/8fwNBj9UUb

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Dual @LifeAtPurdue teams flying high in annual @AuthenticARC. https://t.co/mg9qlm7kUP

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@mgnpntcst 💕it’s okay we can call them legends if it makes you feel better

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@mgnpntcst You could be a politician from the lying skills you developed too!

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LADIES—imagine this: it’s 2030. your husband just graduated from IU with his 12 year bachelors in being the front desk guy at planet fitness. he is finally making $12 an hour. you can afford the expensive flavors of ramen

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You get to vote in the most important bracket of the year https://t.co/vxL6SSilJA

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What's the best way to get stoned?

In honor of #weedweek we're deciding once and for all, and you get to vote.

Round 1 starts now in the thread below. https://t.co/fRhKOBI7Jy

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When you see Mitch Daniels

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@LRCIndy_MSW Not THAT PC mmkay

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Fuck one, marry one, leave one off your bracket: Isaac Haas, Dakota Mathias, IU Basketball—GO