Megan

money returns, time doesn’t

[Megan @Purkis8]

@spurkis6 “Megan”

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[Muskoka411 News @Muskoka411]

Nine-Year-Old And 11-Year-Old Rescue Two People At Port Sydney Falls
https://t.co/4bAh2ynXqc #Muskoka #PortSydney #Rescue

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️ @Nnedi]

It’s this simple.
It’s not a discussion.

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Megan @Purkis8]

@spurkis6 Yaaaas

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

This was such a banger

[Megan @Purkis8]

💀💀💀💀

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)

[ash🗡️ @cecropiash]

🐇💀🌿🍄🌜

[Megan @Purkis8]

I don’t think I’ve ever finished a lip chap… always lose them long before 😅

[D.D @DDonWhytee]

When you've been single for too long.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Megan @Purkis8]

@pogymurray Thanks for the recommendation!

[Megan @Purkis8]

Must-sees/Must-dos for a road trip to Quebec/New Brunswick/Nova Scotia/PEI in June?! ☀️🚗

[Megan @Purkis8]

@daanielleryan My kinda tourist attraction

[Megan @Purkis8]

@megkob Already on the list, friend 🥰🤩

[Megan @Purkis8]

@LeannaCHDuncan Thanks for having my back 🤙🏼 unless… you know

[Megan @Purkis8]

When I die, I want Live and Let Die played at my funeral but the version sang by the frogs in Shrek the Third