Zach

Just a nerd trapped in the Bible Belt who plays a purple space witch on the @SHUPodcast

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

I hate Nicole Kidman because of that stupid AMC opener

[Lauren Swift @lmhainer]

May I just say, I think the marketing WILDLY misrepresented this movie. I found it to be remarkably romantic, and one of my favorite love stories of late. I found the immigrant storyline to be incredibly moving, and basically cried the entirety of the last 20 minutes #Elemental

[CrispyWrestling @CrispyWrestlin]

The crowd not letting Finn speak and Seth calling Finn a Bitch and pushing him to unleash the DEMON

PERFECT SEGMENT #WWERaw

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

So @IronicAdventure and I have converted 7 SHU characters into wrestlers in a video game. The goal is going to be 60 at which point I'm hoping to record two royal rumble matches to show off the results

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

I made my @SHUPodcast character Arlu as a wrestler and I have the itch to make 29 more SHU ladies and hold a Royal Rumble

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

@laughwithmarc Perhaps my two favorite heels that I have run into thus far

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

If I get an unskippable ad that lasts more than 30 seconds I will hate what it is selling with a passion that is probably not healthy

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

We ❤️ Joey #PuppyBowl

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

I must share the news far and wide. @IronicAdventure did NOT finish in last place in the family fantasy football league. The title was unjustly hoisted upon her by a corrupt comissioner unwilling to accept the title themselves

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

I would like to announce my canidacy for president in 2032... my one campaign promise will be to regulate the fucking volume on ads I'm sick of random ads shouting at me when I'm watching DDD

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

@IronicAdventure What a coincidence I find myself having @IronicAdventure withdrawals

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

Going home after the best week ever with @IronicAdventure

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

At the airport now getting ready to go visit @IronicAdventure

[carl @CarlsBeef]

1st ballot HOF middle finger:

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

We begin again.

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

Today, I've made the decision to just go bald on my own terms

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

Holy shit we didn't fuck this one up!!!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Kansas voters have overwhelmingly REJECTED abortion restrictions on the ballot. This is a huge win for Women’s Rights!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Kansas voters have overwhelmingly REJECTED abortion restrictions on the ballot. This is a huge win for Women’s Rights!

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

Non spoiler review: Love & Thunder is a movie I think the cast of of @SHUPodcast's Weird Adventures in Space cast would have made

[Zach @PurplSpaceWitch]

https://t.co/8DLeU6FmmZ

It'll be fine they said, it's just training they said, surely there won't be a third break in/out at this swiss cheese of a prison while you are there