K🇪🇹

City, Lakers

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

..Caught myself mumbling

"HOMIES OVER HOES
HOMIES OVER HOES
HOMIES OVER HOES
YEAH, DO THE HOMIE
DO THE HOMIE
DO THE HOMIE"

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

Generational meme this celly, lmao

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

When I realize my competition is a guy that pays her monthly allowances

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@joakial_ Did you just... did you just expect human beings to be... RATIONAL??? Are you dumb?

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

NO!

[Howard "The Piledriver" Kirk @LordHoward69]

I have two semesters to:
1. Find a wife
2. Get a full time job
3. Stop abusing substances

Is this even achievable

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@existantmcfc 😭😭 y'all cannot be serious with all these gimmicks istg

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@DawgyyDawgg @kaiiesque @SamLee @navMCFC20 Sausage Party Mentionnnnnnnn!!!

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

Goat!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Luigi Mangione has admitted to shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson:

“After years of enduring severe pain from a broken back... I learned UnitedHealth would be holding an investor conference in New York City. I then researched the event online. I observed the annual conference of America’s largest healthcare organization with the stated mission to make the healthcare system better for everyone.

I traveled to New York and emailed UnitedHealthcare with the intent to kill Brian Thompson... I shot Mr. Thompson in the back. I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

(https://t.co/5aDMlfQuVg)

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

God did a number on us not making us footballers, man, uz istg how hard can being better than "Tijjani Reijnders" be

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Tijjani Reijnders will earn €100 MILLION in 5 years at Al Qadsiah! 💰

— @MikeVerweij

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@nfr_podcast Recovery
GKMC
Swimming

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@etihadintel We're selling Rodri, at an embarrassing price with an embarrassing structure. Stop begging it

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@West22045 HOPEFULLY!!

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

Goal expectations for Citeh players:

Anderson 5 goals/35 Games
Enzo 7/34g
Doku 7/30g
Foden 3/22g
Cherki 8/30g
Marmoush 7/20g
Semenyo 14/33g
Haaland 30/33g

*Games=Full 90s

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@City_Xtra @FabrizioRomano Etihad Intel a fraud😔😔😔

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@West22045 Think we've raised enough funds... Savinho, Tijjani, Rodri. Maybe even Marmoush soon

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@City_Xtra @Matt_Law_DT DESPERATELY need this to be true

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@West22045 Marseca wants him here badly, we're probably getting him

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

@SxrgioSZN Haaland and Cherki trolled in that game as if they were auditioning for a role in the latest Trolls movie. I swear i'll never forget that game.

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

Horrible decision by Xavi, tbh. Even Saudi or the Turkish league would've been better

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

Xavi Hernández, head coach Oranje. 🔶

#NothingLikeOranje #Xavi2030

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

One of these days we're gonna start a Kovajeans-Enzo-Foden midfield and half the fanbase will voluntarily gouge their eyes out.

Real scary times ahead

[K🇪🇹 @PurpleBiohzrd]

Swear I remember a whole couple hours long radio episode that was dedicated to her on bullying against women in the workplace.

Imagine shit like that being green lit now, lol

[hen @afterwayafter]

The Eva Carneiro case is a perfect demonstration of how we've gone backwards as a society. When she got forced out of Chelsea 11 years ago everyone was on the hot physio's side. Now everyone is an incel so they're taking the side of the old man who bullied her out of her job