PurpleBootyEater69

hi I'm William and I'm addicted to Purple Booty

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

My family is so poor. If I don't wake up with a boner on Christmas morning, I'll have nothing to play with

[FakeOrFact @200qt]

Uhh. @peta hypocrite, much?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@iFunnyChef

[FakeOrFact @200qt]

@iFunnyChef The lovely @Tazandra_Jo and I will prevail!

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[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

Ordered myself a mug and..

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

When you pretend to take a selfie just to snap a secret pic of that fat booty

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

Let's see, there's 52 for yes; 5+2=7
And then there's 48 for no; 4+8=12

Thus, I will be woke once more!

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

The people have spoken https://t.co/9JkT0x2sgX

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

Should I stay dead?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@Tazandra_Jo just need me a bit of motivation, ya feel?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

Should I stay dead?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@200qt @iFunnyChef now this, this is true meme mastery

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@200qt ....because he's Jesus??

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@iFunnyOUM how much for a gram of seed?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@lFunnyRise @Tazandra_Jo I technically did what was requested of me. Are you convinced now?

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@FreeTimeToWaste thank you for recognising what kind of bird it was

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@lFunnyRise @Tazandra_Jo ok, fine.

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@lFunnyRise @Tazandra_Jo my profile picture is me, duh

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@lFunnyRise are you under the assumption that I am the lovely Ms @Tazandra_Jo? I can assure you, we are not the same people

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

@SathyiF ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyes

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

How to smuggle alcohol into places the only right way

[PurpleBootyEater69 @PurpleBooty69]

Hello my lovelies. I am alive once again

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