Pope Gatorade

bizarre phenomenon of someone spending hours trying to upset 14 strangers while receiving essentially zero material reward

[👼 @xtsygirll]

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hot it managed to laminate 12 sheets of paper

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

@hdxo_ Come to Columbia, SC

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

I’m always so goddamn tired of having to “live” like this. Ain’t no life in it

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

Been fighting through this bc I have to obtain my goal of eating 50 lbs of spicy kimchi this year

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

just chewed the skin off my mouth for like 2 hours and then immediately ate some spicy korean tofu

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

men pissing everywhere is why the world stinks btw

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

The air outside is poison. The air inside is diseased. Capitalism is incompatible with life.

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I plan on touching you.

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Lizzie Dick Twatentush

United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940

[han 🌌 SNEZHNAYA AUGUST 12 @pierroswife]

if we’re mutuals i am going to put my life on the line for you because this is actually a blood pact

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

I am once again telling you that trees in a city are just not ecosystems or forest systems that we need everywhere

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

We should turn nyc into a giant peat bog instead

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani has unveiled a plan to cover 30% of New York City with trees by 2040 in an effort to provide more shade for residents, reduce heat, and improve air quality.

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[STELLA LEFTY DAILY @MITSKlSUS]

I’m a zombie in my body

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

@hdxo_ Here is sum1 who can help u

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

I wanna get married tomorrow for fun

[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

"i miss the butcher of Yemen. I miss the butcher of Gaza.

Fuck... I even miss the butcher of Iraq"

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Destroying our most important buffers to sea levels rise and storm surge right as climate collapse kicks into high gear

[Pope Gatorade @PurpleGaterade]

@DenimAssemblage Same except since December and I’m so fkn over it and can’t do it much longer