Tyler Kolek

[Tyler Kolek @PurpleSkeleton9]

OG Anunoby is the greatest thing since sliced bread

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Do hibachi chefs ever try to rizz up their customers? Imagine a freaky ah girl maintaining eye contact as their mouth fills up with saki from the bottle that your squirting. I would fold too. Anyone wanna learn hibachi with me? #downbad

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@ZablirIsDunkGod Can confirm

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Does anyone else also think that hibachi chefs act all happy but are secretly depressed #conspiracytheory #sakibomb

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Chopping during halftime of a great game that you’re watching with your boys is peak

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Finn could have been 5’5 😂

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Hearing the ice cream truck drive by might be one of the best things ever. Seeing that it’s Mister Softee instead of the ones with pre-made desserts is THE best thing ever. #IMissTheGoodOldDays

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Larry David created a show where he is the same real person but made up shit happens in his life. That’s fucking crazy.

[Tyler Kolek @PurpleSkeleton9]

If you want to be happy, slam 6 beers and take the underdog to win by TKO with your boys