ZablirTomplinson

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

“Everything you want in this life is on the opposite side of discomfort.” We can all learn a lot from the double champ. #hedoeswhathewants

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Messi is straight up the coolest man on earth. He is so good at life. #messipleasescore

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

Just had a cold chipwich straight before hopping into a very hot shower. You when you try something and you instantly know you will do it at least one more time? It was that. #temperaturecontrasting #ichallengeleeroy

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Heavily want a callaway mole rn. #doinsmthgoodwhilethinkinboutmoles

@SuperFanLeeroy

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@cheechnitz @cheechnitz hate to say you were right. Looks like the number for tn will be 10.

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

Last day of internship and I’m coming home to Knicks game 2. Line for beers crushed tn is o/u 12.5.

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

The black dude that gets lit to country music in his car is a top 5 dude on the internet rn

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

Another goal is to drink more beers than Dylan Harper has points. So if he’s going for 30… THEN GAWDDAMMIT SO THE FUCK AM I! #Everythingidoisfortheknicks

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

Second tweet cause I’m bored on the train. The clips of the Down syndrome body builder at diamond gym are so fucking wholesome. That guy is the man and so are haddy and Unc for pushing him the way they did. #downsyndromestyrophomenobodyhomeknicksin5

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

I’m tweeting twice in a row bc the Knicks play tn. All I can think about is every depressing moment I’ve had as a Knicks fan. But today is a day where I’ll be grateful for those moments because they make a Knicks chip feel that much better. #KATdaddy

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

@olof_sharp Philadelphia roll is one of my must haves. Definitely recommend. Only thing to come out of Philly that’s not a cheesesteak that im a fan of. #saquondoesntcountandjasonkelcehonorablemention

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

@PurpleSkeleton9 Preciate this late reply. Not only did it make me seem less crazy, it also reminded me to tweet. Rly tuff outa you @PurpleSkeleton9

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

Did anyone else see a UFO ln? Am I tweaking? #wasitthemolesorthetruth

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

@Fallaciousniss Franz j discovered costco 😂😂😂

[olof @olof_sharp]

Brunson has more say in NYC decisions than Mamdani. #freshouzing

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

THE KNICKS THE KNICKS THE KNICKS #shametshametshamet

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

This on a Saturday or an ice cold water at 3am?

[Franz shlecknock @Fallaciousniss]

Took on the behemoth that is Yogafreak today, and let me tell you, it is not for the faint of heart. My entire body was like that of a slip and slide. Special shoutout to @ZablirIsDunkGod for showing a level of grit I can’t say I’ve seen before today. We will be back. #Tuesday👀

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨: @Fallaciousniss has acquired a new hat. The cap is said to take over some of Espn’s and Us Open’s playing time. The star duo cannot be happy. #franzonlyhadtwohatsbutnowhasthree

[ZablirTomplinson @ZablirIsDunkGod]

You know that friend with the goated pantry? Mine just moved his snack cabinet. Making me feel washed. LeBron needs to go one more season. #orelseillhaveanidentitycrisis