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@reveille Miss Rev, I have a natural bias for bulldog mascots, but you are the classiest dog in the game.

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@mashedtaterhog @Tusk_UA @christyg1287 Or in the fountain ...

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@CatholicCubsFan Betty White

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@Gusterbear …that won’t break away if someone grabbed it to … cause me injury.

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@Gusterbear *Good Doggies not included *

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Kid, I know silk is strong, but will it break under high force? My work takes me in and out of prisons and other institutions, and I don’t like to wear anything

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@Gusterbear Rest kid. You tackled today. You win! Now just rest.

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@FriedgeHNIC Oh! Freddie!!!! Don't make me have to watch Edmonton!

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@Gusterbear Peopling is rough.

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@ScottJuba Bindi is correct.

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@bunsenbernerbmd BEAKER, Might I recommend that you SHOW the smarts suggested by this inquiry and DON’T TELL Ginger you’re smarter than she is?

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@k_zackowski @bunsenbernerbmd Was the chewing related to the growth, or do they know what was causing it?

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@TheHerdHouse @ep_perk @bunsenbernerbmd Andersen Floofer wants to know if he’s close enough to sit at the cool kids’ table.

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@StableCentrist @CyberSolarX @EmmanuelAcho I’m pretty sure standard protocol for that is bleeding out. Hopefully people will use the common sense and decency to die quickly and quietly so they can get you in a coroner’s van and restore the normal flow of traffic swiftly.

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@CyberSolarX @EmmanuelAcho I have never turned off my car for a traffic stop. I have never put my keys on the dash.

I’ve been cited going nearly 100mph (25 over). There is no need to exit the vehicle for https://t.co/77of2JTJaJ officer has ever even hinted that I should exit the vehicle.

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@FriedgeHNIC "I can't remember if I cried when I heard about his widowed bride/ Something touched me deep inside/ The Day the Music died" -Don Mclean.

That song is stuck in my head when I saw that Meredith is pregnant.

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@bunsenbernerbmd They are each learning foreign languages. They’ll get there.

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@amybruni Wait. She’s upset because a COOKBOOK compiled from spooky places only has short ghost stories and recipes?